You were spot on, RPB!!

https://www.facebook.com/OMGwine

If parenting is so hard why do so many people do it satisfactorily?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Perfect example. Most of the groups aren't that obvious with the title though.

They'll be called "Super moms" or "Moms that live for their kids"

but same content celebrating wine drinking and bitchiness

You're not a parent!!!

You dont GET it!!!




Its actually pretty simple

Jim Pastor was a douchebag at ESPN I heard.

I literally laughed out loud when I read "Super Moms"!

You could make at 15 minute+ standup bit about this.

Thanks.

All praise should go to the moms that are so committed to both kinds of w(h)ines

Whenever somebody around me says/asks 'I don't know how Moms do it' I always say, "Well, they do it without condoms, obviously"

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The site is very entertaining!

J, just search

Moms who ___


You'll find endless entertainment



That guy was really out of line trying to have sex with his wife. Im glad she put him in his place.

She married "Pork Chop"

I don't mean to paint with a broad brush, but I doubt she is some prized piece.

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While were on this subject, her best friend/aunt (same age, her uncle's wife) is always putting shit on Facebook about her kids. Which is fine, except there are times that she absolutely has to be flat out lying.

A couple of Mondays ago it was "Mom, instead of Mickey Mouse pancakes for breakfast can we have Martin Luther pancakes because its his holiday?" Yes. I am sure a 3 and/or 5 year old came up and said this all on their own.


A few days before that she was talking about her daugher, the 3 year old, was explaining "long and short vowel sounds" to her. I mean seriously, at three I'd be happy if my kid was able to write their name and address. No way I buy that she was talking about the difference between how an E can sound.

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This girl Im friends with is always telling me heroic stories of her sisters parenting

About six months ago, her 5 year old walked home alone from the park they were at and she didnt notice because she was looking at her phone.


And then she punished HIM

Let me translate that for you

Her kids asked for Mickey Mouse pancakes. She said "Well its Martin Luther king day. Maybe we should have Martin Luther King pancakes"

The pancake craving children: Yay!!!!

Voila, kids asked for MLK pancakes.


The second part is the mom was explaining it to her and she repeated it back....which is fine I guess

I know. Its the whole presentation of, "Mom can we have Martin Luther cakes" that bugged me. Maybe it shouldn't, but it does.

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Oh, Im right there with you Choochie.


Just breaking it down.

Yeah, I think ill put on some classical music today and ask Alex if she likes it. If she says yes Ill post on FB that "My little genius prefers classical music. LOL"

Yeah.

Except with her it would be more like, "I can't believe Max! He prefers Tchaikovsky over Chopin! Just like me!!"

Left out is the fact that the kids are watching Fantasia.

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It would be great if you just posted

"WOW, youre kid is special. Almost unbelievably so"

"Your daughter should tutor older kids!"

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I once prepared Martin Luther pancakes but they fell apart when I tried to nail the whole stack of ninety-five to the door of the church.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If you have a problem with the autotip, I'd recommend not dining with large parties.

Used to play that in high school...






what?

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For the record, this pastor beyotch deserved to be publicly shamed. F her.

Also, Applebees sucks.

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right on! he does fuck up everything.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Robert Townshend pancakes!!!

Get a pointing finger in there and you have some SPmacakes.

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