Good Riddance ya fuckin hillbillly jackass

Chew more

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T-Plush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good riddance indeed. Helluva competitor though.

Great run, got every last ounce of that arm!

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Congrats to be one of the last Cardinals pitchers to leave the organization while still alive.

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Perhaps you should go for the trifecta and make the same joke on twitter as well.

BOOM

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Snap!

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Next time I wipe my ass I'll bid him a fond farewell.

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He can now take his rightful place on the Mt Rushmore of dickhead Cardinal pitchers alongside Danny Cox

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

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Only Cubs fans hate douchebags?

Whatever you say, chief. Tell me you wouldn't have wanted him on your team.

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Whatever you say, chief. Tell me if he wasn't on your team you wouldn't know he's a douchebag.

I dont hate Adam Wainwright or John Tudor


Its because Caprenter is in fact, a giant douchebag redneck.

He went to high school in New Hampshire, does that now make you a redneck also? The south is really expanding.

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Dont put me with the other people here who seem to hate or poke fun at the south.

To me a redneck has nothing to do with location. Its the way a person acts and speaks.

I'm a Jaime Garcia guy.

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I mostly remember him being a huge dickhead in games against teams other than the Cubs. I respect his arm and pitching ability but I have no respect for the way he carried himself on the mound, barking shit constantly at the batters.

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Well said

Just don't care for the term in general, that is all. Carry on.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Well considering I don't remember him being an asshole in Toronto, I would say no.

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Being in St. Louis will make anyone an asshole douchebag.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Ok. Fair enough.

He's a jackass who happens to have drawl, chew tobacco, and acts like a good ol boy

He didnt really have much of a profile in Toronto because he was always hurt.


Im telling you, its not a Cardinal-Cub thing. He really is a jackass. There are many Cardinals who destroy the Cubs that arent, but he is.

I didn't think you lived in that part of Missouri.

And yes, Chris Carpenter was a grade-A douchebag on numerous occasions, often when he was doing some of his finest work on the mound. Nothing wrong with being of the opinion that you don't care since he was doing great things for your team, but don't sound shocked when his retirement is met with this reaction.