This is it. After weeks of promos, the "Boers & Bernstein Show" heads over to River East Arts Center, 435 E. Illinois for the 2013 Charity Poker Championship where one lucky listener might qualify for the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas as soon as today's show wraps @ 6P at the SCORE Studios. Among the items they might discuss...

*Blackhawks/Coyotes: Ray Emery in Goal for the Hawks; Return of Coyotes' badboy Raffi Torres
*Bulls/Nuggets: Late 9:30P Start to Accommodate TNT; Noah Returns, but Belinelli Out?
*NBA Trade Rumors; Dwight Howard Stuck in L.A., Kevin Garnett Staying in Boston?
*More MLB Players Surfacing in that Miami NewTimes PED Probe?
*#1 Indiana @ Illinois in College Basketball: The Illini In Trouble?
*"Who Ya Crappin'?" @ 5P

I dunno SHARK....

With the Torres vs Blackhawks thing I'm going to guess the show will be worse than usual.

can't wait to hear their take on Theo offering steroids...hey, whatever it takes to have a winning edge!!!

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

We'll soon find out. I think Gary from Evanston's already putting pen to paper for his favorite segment come 5P. Will these 2 goofs replay the interview with Cubs' GM Jed Hoyer from the "Mac (less) & Spiegs Show" before "WYC?"

SHARK...some day you'll ignore some guy...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Every week I know this sentence is imminent, and it still makes me cringe every time.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Schilling is a pussy for not naming names.


Either say it or dont.

I have no idea either, I was just putting up an addendum to your show layout.

Anyways...listen, fellas, it will be choppy and dangerous waters out in radio-land, today. Please be don't venture too far from shore and wear protection.

OKC, SHARK speaks the truth.

SHARK, some day someguy's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye.

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I'm going to guess that the Race card is picked.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I don't know what that means, but the silliness follows another gem from CBS Sports Radio's John Feinstein and the next commercial break.

The fat one had such a pretty face

I love Bernstein's "and members of..." joke. It gets me every time.

It's kinda like Terry's, "I was flipping around last night. I didn't even have a remote, I was actually flipping around" joke. It's so awful but it always makes me laugh.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

So wait, Speegs is telling us the Deal sisters may have had problems with drugs and/or alcohol?

Also I'm disappointed that Laurence wasn't just let down with Saunders' attitude but didn't also want to get in a fight with him.

Here's the Thursday Game Plan:

*2P: CBSSports.com NCAA Basketball Writer Gary Parrish
Illinois Playing Their Way Out of the NCAA Tournament Entirely?

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*4:40P: NBA.com's Steve Aschburner
Bulls' Heavy Minutes; A Red Flag Moving Forward-Even When Derrick Rose Returns?

*5P: "Who Ya Crappin'?"
The Segment Gary from Evanston Can't Wait For

"Scoreboard Updates": Chris Rongey

The voice of the DePaul Blue Demons, Zach Zaidman, guest hosts the nighttime SCORE one more time starting @ 6P. ZZ will have "The Oliver Purnell Show: Presented by GEICO" @ 8P this eve. (Insert train wreck sound effect) The voice of the Kane County Cougars, Wayne Randazzo, once again has updates on the ZZ show & has the latenight SCORE @ 10P. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows @ Midnight.

It's so great that people don't mind that the Bears raise their ticket prices every year. If games are too expensive for you, you're probably too stupid to cheer at the right time anyway!

You don't have to go to Bears games. You do, however, have to go to White Sox games. There's a difference.

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Do people get called anti-Semites and racists if they don't go to Bears games, though?

Harry's jokes are even lamer than that.

Join us.

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Sounds like they are if they do.

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Between you and the good Doctor, I don't know whose saturation level of good posts vs number of posts is more densely populated.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm glad they're calling attention to the ills of public overindulgence.

Join the Score for their roast of Jeremy Roenick, featuring a four-hour open bar!

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I had a great time at Lambeau. Zero incidents.

I went to Dallas last Thanksgiving for Cowboys/Redskins and had no problems there either. I think I saw one fight.

The only place where I've had a horrible experience as an opposing fan was Miller Park. I fucking hate that place. Those cheese-dicked fucks are the worst fans.

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I had a great time at Miller Park.

I got drunk, ate some food and some guy fell off the upper deck and got carted away in a Whaaambulance.

I realize it's late and the wrong thread, but I just heard for myself Dan's "slave trade" tirade ..... wow that's as fucking dumb as any caller they've ever taken.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Largely the same people from Lambeau

It's never too late, DonTiny, never.

Did someone just blame public drunkenness on ESPN? I didn't know the Joe Namath incident was that influential.

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Even Dan's son is obsessed with Matt Bowen!

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