And from that same episode of "The Flintstones", too.

Who in the name of Cotton Eye Joe needs razor blades shipped to their house? Is this real?

Well, I guess the fact that a hil -ar - i - ous video about it is going viral at the Score does encourage me to sign up for this. And it's only dollars a month. And the blades are, as they say, fucking awesome (best line in the video, mind you). And, who wouldn't laugh hysterically watching the toddler shave the guy's head? That sounds like a real knee-slapper, indeed! I'm sure Lo-Ho and Damaneeel crack up every time they see it.

Isn't this the same station that runs the "corner of" commercials? Is it that much of a nuisance to pick up a few blades at the corner of, we-carry-dozens-of-different-blades and, you're-here-anyway-so-it's-not-terribly-inconvenient-to-pick-them-up-here?

Oh but the ad states these are quality blades. Not unlike quality jerseys, I imagine.

I guess you can order these quality blades at the same time you order some quality "inspirational" DVDs from that guy-girl website that also advertises on the Score. Because, porn is as hard to find as razors...

How about the Caller Bob who asks her husband to read what she wrote on the shopping list? IT IS FOUR FUCKING ITEMS, AND THE Caller Bob REMEMBERED WHAT SHE WROTE!

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It's weird when Rusty's spots run into each other.

"dollar shave club dot com. dollar shave club dot com! 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance."

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It is.

Why would a spaz playing catch with his son make me want to buy a car?

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The commercial for this obvious scam of a dietary supplement called Andro 400 is pretty annoying, particularly when the narrator reads the fake letters from "satisfied customers." Supposedly it boosts testosterone and removes belly fat in old fat guys. Anyone dumb enough to order this product deserves what they get. Personally, I think a better way to lose belly fat would be to step back from the pastries, pizza, and beer, and take a fucking jog and perhaps do a sit-up every now and then...but that's just me.

"...and my libido has increased five-fold."

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I thought there were disclaimers when ads like that aired, not just on radio, but on TV, too. They're claims not proven by the FDA, or something along those lines. The next time you see a 5-Hour Energy TV commercial, you'll see such a disclaimer at the end.

Why does any commercial make anyone want to buy anything? The next one that works on me will be the first one.

Gotta say those Susan G, Komen Breast Cancer radio ads are really getting played waaay too much. Who is singing that annoying "And it's Beautiful..." song? Ugh! Really getting old.

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Any commerical that plays that song "Home" from Philip Phillips makes me want to throw something at the TV. Whether it is one of the insurance companies or HGTV or anything else, this song has been so overexposed it makes me weep for mankind.

enigma, you are now my favorite poster for the rest of the year. I would actually support the government if they direct the FCC to ban all radio stations immediately and obliterate the entire format from existence, just to get rid of that song being everywhere. What the bleeding hell? Is it because the song is from American Idol, and so they don't have to pay royalties or something? It sucks beyond anything I've ever heard - beyond Macarena and Friday-Friday territory. It's abysmal. I'll tell you what, American Idol has wrought more misery upon this planet than any world war could dream of. There needs to be some serious pain dolled out to anyone who propagates this song in any way, shape, or form. I am going to call my lawyer or the FCC or something. Humanity itself might be on the line here, with this putrid pile of crap.

Wait, what song is this? The only "Home" I know is the Edward Sharpe one from Blue Cross-Blue Shield commercials, and that's actually a pretty good song.

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I don't know - if it goes WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WA WOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAA WOOOOOOOOO WAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH on an endless loop, then yes, that's it. And everyone involved in it should be on Obama's kill list.

every damn time i hear chris in the morning doing walgreens commercials, i have "down on the corner" in my head all day long and it drives me crazy.

I wish a thousand deaths upon Flo. My four four makes sure all her kids don't grow.

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Here's how much I hate Flo: I don't think it should be illegal to murder people who have a positive opinion about her. I think it's debatable whether people who are even indifferent about her deserve a right to life. That she herself should be brutally murdered is just a given in my world.

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Two off the top of my head:

I don't know if they still show the Klondike Bar commercial where the husband is agonizing over listening to his wife for five fucking seconds but that's on the list.

More recently, the GoDaddy slurpy make out commercial. Lazy concept, disgusting sound, likely to be replayed for the next four months. A shit trifecta if ever there was one.

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Spiral, those Klondike ads were all over MLB Network and I think ESPN's family of networks during baseball season. Those are very annoying, as well as the latest GoDaddy.com ad starring Danica Patrick & Bar Rafeali.

The one commercial that really fucking pisses me off is those goddamn University of Phoenix commercials that are constantly on the score.

Mother of fuck, how I hate those Proactive commercials. First of all, they have several versions, but each time, it starts with "have you heard?" What the fuck. Seriously, what kind of fucking mongoloid thinks that's a clever way to start an ad? Secondly, the one they play far more frequently is read by the second most annoying bitch in the history of the Universe (behind only Progressive's Flo). Christ. The way she says "have you heard" literally makes me feel the urge to punch someone/something. And it doesn't end there; the entire read is beyond insufferable. It's outright torture. Everyone involved with that commercial, as well as the entire staff of Proactive past and present, and their families, ought to be thrown off a cliff.

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Those Proactiv commercials you're referring are annoying, but those commercials aren't just limited to radio. Proactiv commercials are all over TV as well.

They actually started as a latenight infomercial many years ago starring of all people, Judith Light, best known for her role as Angela Bower on "Who's the Boss?" from 1984-92. Judith was the first of many actresses who started promoting the skin care line in those Proactiv infomercials and others have followed over the years.

Yes. Something about the background music and the woman's voice makes me want to set my radio ablaze when I hear this spot.



Love the hatred here, and I am in 100% agreement with you. I'm a laid back person in general, but certain radio ads set me off like no other.

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I am sick to death of the words "hoodie footie."

The women sitting around the kitchen table discussing the poor academic performance of one their daughters in the commercial for Huntington Learning Centers are terrible actors.

Agreed on both.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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The world would be a better place if the family in that gif was real and people really acted like that.

I wanna go camping with them

That is annoying, but far, far less annoying than the phrase "belly fat."

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I just call it bacon.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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