next big thing, eh? so does he do brazilian jujitsu or something? muy thai fighting? or is he a specialist at rolling around the bloody floor with another man in the hopes of making him submit?

idk if you got the memo, 'thro, but last i checked society has MOVED ON from boxing, and thanks in large part to the results/byproducts of the feminist/PC/homosexual movements, MMA is here and it's que...... uhm, ready to call you a [QUEER] and challenge you to fight if you say that you don't like it.

why would anyone like boxing? it requires skill, precision, and timing and is so cold and heartless that the men barely hug each other and roll around in loving embraces? they just punch each other with big soft gloves for up to 12 DAMN ROUNDS?!?! i say, someone go reanimate the corpse of bert sugar to tell me why i should i care. the octagon has twice as many sides as the ring, and last i checked COMEDIC/ENTERTAINMENT MASTERMIND JOE ROGAN is calling the action. and not only do i wanna have a beer with dana white, but like... holy shit dude, look at him. gun to my head? save the ammo. he's like that adorable pitbull i always wanted to have, just in convenient "disciplined martial art warrior who specializes in rolling around the floor with me until i submit" format.

seriously, boxing is over. if you really want to watch boxing go to one of max kellerman's circlejerks or go get larry merchant out of the cyrogenic freezer. nobody cares about boxing no more. it's time for the MMA, if only cuz i bought all of this tapout gear for some reason i cannot fathom so i need the sport to thrive so i'm always in fashion. shomer shabbos!

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