It's funny he thinks I would let you stay the night.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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This is my signature...

Seeing that he and his fiancee have only lived together for 6 weeks I believe I will get the last laugh here.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

A relative of mine just shared to everyone the three moon wolf t shirt and how hilarious it is and that everyone should read the reviews. Surprisingly, most people are saying it was hilarious and thanks for sharing. Did they just get amazon.com in Michigan?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Wait until they see the banana slicer. Oh the hilarity.

Hero

In other news, I've seen more bullshit negative reactions from parents who are convinced they know all for some pictures my other friends have posted on facebook (picture is my friend with one of those baby carrier things, kid facing forward with a wooden spoon in her hand stirring in a pot with the fire off; reactions of outrage are abundant from obvious helicopter parents).

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Her to Him; Knowing them as I do, this is not some sort of inside joke.

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Not in a very good mood at all !! I tell ya really starting to question family n friends yesterday was my sons Birthday my phone rang 2 times for him it was my mom and my son that called hi to say happy Birthday about a handful of friends on FB say happy Birthday like really I have 500 friends on here all except 3 I now in real life and out of them 3 I dont know in person one of them said happy birthday to mikey I mean I guess u can tell where u lie in peoples life what ever mikey had a great day thanks to his mom and dad and sis and u know what think what u want about this post cause i am to the point I dont really care any more n just think this is my holding back still cause I really have so much more to say but yeah I should stop now

Followed by several comments consoling her and telling her it will be alright.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Jeezus Jumped Up Christ, that reads like a CGS post.

Does she know punctuation?

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Apparently the kid is not popular and no one cares about his birthday.

Deal with it.

No shit. That took me a long time to read and really wish I wouldn't have. I'm still not sure exactly what the problem
was to be honest.

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comment on there. "Tell your son happy belated!"

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My Bday was yesterday and I had like 60 well wishers. 90% women. The kid should have had a plan.

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Elections have consequences.

Why do Dad's not gloat like this on FB? I have a few "Moms" that post shit like this anywhere from 8-10 times a week. Its pretty ridiculous.

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If people get that stressed out over things why have kids? Yeah, I don't have any and will very likely die alone
but at least you won't see me posting something like that.

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Because men dont have to prove their worth and women do

Not to mention you are equating your kids with having a job you hate.

I'll let a truly single mom puff her chest because if the father is not in the picture at all it has to be a struggle.

When a stay at home mom does this shit, it infuriates me. It shows no respect for the father who not only works all day but then comes home and helps out with the kids and housework. Being a stay at home mom is wonderful but if I posted about my job like that, I would rightfully be called a douchebag.

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If your boss put you to work and never paid you a compliment, let alone a check for your labor, then I think you might feel differently.

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Boss?

I don't think he means the husband is the boss. He's just making an analogy.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I assume from Frank's posts that he works for someone else.

I work for a company that is owned by my wife.

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RIP MASTER CHIEF

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Who gets paid for being a parent?

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You're paid in love. And poop.