Friday, March 1st.

Katie O's lights up the skies,
DrinkyAlliance grows as the Crew dies,
Bob Loblaw comes, and then he cries,
CSFMBWA RISE!

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I've been around here a long time. A long time. I'm part of the most exclusive group that has ever existed in this very odd screen. We're now issuing an open challenge. Keeping Score and I are holding some interesting jewelry around our waist, if you'll pardon the expression. Come try to take it. Realistically, we're just looking for a payday. There's not a single Internet team that should even contemplate accepting the challenge, but we know Assclown A and Assclown B are getting puffy chested. Good luck. Sign the damn contract. #DrinkyAlliance

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If this draws any interest, I will start it up again.

If not, this will be a one time only deal.

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Or maybe Drop In will need to find a new partner.

You need to be dealt with.

We'll see how I deal with you.

Tomorrow.

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Get your facts straight.

I never betrayed Drop In. That was a cleverly orchestrated ruse to bring the CSFMBWA World Heavyweight Title back to the #DrinkyAlliance.

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Just as a refresher,

CSFMBWA World Heavyweight Champion: Terry Speeps
CSFMBWA World Tag Team Champions: Douchebag and Woodridge Ryan
CSFMBWA Intercontinental Champion: Jackref
CSFMBWA InterWebs Champion: Krazy Ivan

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Open challenge to my best friend Krazy Ivan.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It was bound to happen.

I must break you...

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This is my signature...

Who's booking this shit?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It has been too long since I have won my CSFMBWA Title. I need a workout. I need to hurt someone like Don Tiny has hurt me.

I am issuing an open challenge. Submit your case for me to choose you for a match by Monday.

You will then have the honour of getting your head kicked in by the World Heavyweight Champion.

Make it good.

I will.

Sláinte.

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All you bottom feeders need to start learning my name and what I can and will do to you sissy assclowns.I know I have to start at the bottom with the rest of the scum but like the cream that I am I will rise to take that belt from your waist Seeps. So who is first for me to destroy?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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I'll let everyone else figure this out. If the wrestling section turns into a work like the rest of the board, I'm actually out. Only reason I'm still here. I understand the irony, and I'm pretty sure that's the proper use. I said good night sir.

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I'll give OCM a shot at the IC title. He seems like a good kid. I won't be sorry though when I tie him in a pretzel.

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Well looks like none of you spineless fucksticks will take me on.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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Only pussys need a partner. I stand ALONE!

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

CSFMBWA InterWebs Championship Match: Krazy Ivan (c) vs. Kid Cairo
CSFMBWA Intercontinental Championship Match: Jackref (c) w/Houston Homer vs. OCM
Grudge Match: Baby McNown vs. Chas Maddox
CSFMBWA Tag Team Championship 3 Way Dance: Woodrige Ryan and Douchebag (c) vs. RFDC and Phil McCracken vs. The Drinky Alliance
CSFMBWA World Heavyweight Championship Match: Terry Speeps (c) vs. Hank Scorpio

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Bring it.

And make sure that your ring gear didn't "fall off a truck"

It will be my pleasure to rip you apart and deposit what is left in the garbage where you belong.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

You heard me you spineless future paraplegic. You made a major mistake taking up my challenge. When I am done with you ,your meals will be through a straw and you will be shitting in a bag. I will beat you till even your mother will not recognize you.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Damn. You really are the Rob Terry of the CSFMBWA.

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Stifle it Jackass before I put my foot up your ass Red Forman style

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Just saying, a little creativity and psychology goes a long way.

You were a ref before chas. You were disrespected by the "boys" even though you knew knuckle-deep that you were better than all of them. Now is you're chance to show it.

Or stick with the Rob Terry promos.

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I am sticking with a style I know and am comfortable with if that is okay.
Otherwise I can do the ex ref shit.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

It was just a suggestion.

Do what you like.

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