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Holy shit. What the hell happened to Rene Zelwecker?

The plastic surgeries have just about closed her eyes shut!!!

That's her look.

If anything, the surgery opened them up a bit.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Gordon Gekko FTW!!!!

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You deserve to fall down wearing that. WTF?? Did the people beside and behind you enjoy being seated next to a cloth 20 foot dragon.

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I forget who started it. It was about 6 or 7 years ago, but the best actress - supporting and leading - always gives a breathless speech now. It's like they feel they have to do it cuz somebody started that trend. Maybe it was Hale Berry or Julia Roberts that started it. So they're acting when they win an award for acting.

Cuz everybdoy said she was gonna win. She knew she was gonna win. So don't do the breathlesss act.

There are a group of guys, sitting in a Pike house, sorting out date rape drugs for Tuesday, slapping women in the face, while wearing sunglasses inside, with a popped collar, saying bro often, that are rightfully calling 90% of the people at the Academy Awards douches.

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Do you think that was really live with Mrs. Obama? I don't think so.

Maybe it was live. She actually talked to Jack.

The show ends with you...you can talk as long as you want. Note to self. Take one less speed ball before winning next time.

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Aflack is now gonna be a cocky Hollywood d-bag. Let's all root for more movie failures for him. Nobody really likes him.

I normally feel bad if I yell at a woman, but I'm glad I gave you the business when you were holding up the line reading the National Enquirer.

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Terrible show.

Maybe worst ever.

Terrible review.

Definitely worst ever.

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I haven't watched the movie, so I don't have an opinion, but thought this was funny.

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Move along. Duck Dynasty is on fools.

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There seems to be quite a hullabaloo over The Onion calling a 9 year old a Caller Bob.

The Onion
@TheOnion

Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a Caller Bob, right? #Oscars2013

10:42pm - 24 Feb 13

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People who get outraged with The Onion should be punched in the face.

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wrong section.

but coming from beardown, can't say i'm surprised. i thought maybe this would be in the B&B section.

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Didnt watch, retained my man card.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That was Adele? I thought Tributo was on a road trip.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I dont know what your issue with Harvey Weinstein is, but the people who won deserved it.

Where did you go to college?

You are way off on everything you've said about Affleck. Im not his biggest fan, but he's been tremendously successful and his "slump" ended about 8 years ago

Spot on

The John Wilkes Booth joke was the best I saw, however I only watched about an hour.

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