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Post subject: Re: Rahm's New Water Department

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:34 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

So, by Jesus "in his prime"...you mean Resurrected Jesus?

We'll, then yeah...it's not even fair.

I'd say he was in his prime before the spear of destiny... so I'd say "prime" being before he died.
I still think Resurrected Jesus could hit a curveball too, unless holes in his hands puts holes in his swing.
Resurrected Jesus probably has a bit more swagger, fire and passion though.

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Post subject: Re: Rahm's New Water Department

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:35 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

btw: a "unit' is typically 750 gallons of water.

Thats got be about a 1000 gallons then.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Rahm's New Water Department

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:37 pm

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I don't think Jesus was a 5 Tool Player at 30 years old. I think that happened in the spring of his 33rd year.

He whiffs on three pitches.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Rahm's New Water Department

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:38 pm

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Hey you know what they say doug, if you don't believe in Jesus, well, you're "nuts".
:lol:

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Rahm's New Water Department

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:39 pm

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Yar.

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Post subject: Re: Rahm's New Water Department

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:46 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

O.k., so...Jesus in his prime, which we will say is around 30 years old.
HE has never seen a baseball or knows what the hell a Louisville slugger is...and he is facing the best h.s. pitcher in the State of Texas for 2013.

Does he even make contact in 10 pitches?

I bet he fouls off one in 100...

and connects on pitch 199 of 200 before the kids arm falls off from overuse. Jesus heals him of course before sending him back to the future.

Hey, if the great Dan Bernstein can routinely turn around 90+ mph pitches in the cage, Jesus (with his bronze skin and hair of wool :wink:

) will send a 'metric' ton of curves yard. (By Cracky!)

Or maybe not. But remember, Jobu knows how. :cheese:

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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:29 pm

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told it would take 4-6 weeks to get a water certification for a property that has been vacant since DuSable was paddling the rivers

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