Shut the fuck up. You're not interesting. At all. How arrogant are you to think that every insipid thought that passes through your lips is eternally fascinating to me, and everyone else?

Stop the fuck wasting my time.

Go get your kicks spouting your unprofound dribble at some other extrovert. Oh but you won't do that, because, another extrovert will want to talk incessantly back at you. And you don't want that. YOU are the center of the universe, not anyone else.

Shut the fuck up.

phil, whatever happened to that couple that went to the bulls/nets game on their first date, do you think? maybe they had problems like this one and they just couldn't keep going on. and now they're back on match.com, showing off their dogs and homemae bracelet collections.

sad world.

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

Slowly but firmly removing your pants tends to end most unwanted conversations.

Pants - society's greatest ill.

the fundamental irony of this post is so astonishing that even a hipster passing by would stop and adjust his thick-rimmed glasses and go "damn" before noticing a hot guy walking down the street and getting his nuthugger jeans styled strut on.

+1 to this thread. The world is not friendly to our kind.

Well personally I like to believe that like the finest steel going on their first date at that Bulls vs Nets game forged their budding relationship in the molten crucible of New Jersey basketball and Benny the Bull's popcorn that they have an unbreakable bond that will last for all eternity. I am almost 100% certain their first child was concieved that night and they named him Drazen.

Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.