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Mini Ditka

Post subject: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:16 pm

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I guess he figured his oldest was almost ten, so it was probably time.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:18 pm

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:19 pm

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Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:21 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom?

2010 called. It wants its jokes back.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:22 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom?

2010 called. It wants its jokes back.

You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter.

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Mini Ditka

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:23 pm

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My suspicion is that the delay was the writing of the prenup.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:25 pm

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is this his junior/high school sweetheart chick who he already has ~2-3 kids with? if so, shit, she's got it made. odds are she's rationalized the occasional foray with the occasional celebrity, if not the hummer from one's mother, and i'm actually surprised that lebron doesn't toggle my gaydar nowadays (since there's gotta be some social engineering LOLs being had @ the expense of a lot of "urban" african american culture being pretty damn burrito nowadays) so like, hey there bron bron nice job if ol girl's keepin it true and has managed to last THIS long, hopefully her mac and cheese will outdo juanita's when you open up LEBRON JAMES: THE RESTAURANT.

seriously, for the $8-10 that it cost, juanita's mac and cheese at the first michael jordan restaurant was utter shit. it was basically culinary/fiscal rape.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:25 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom?

2010 called. It wants its jokes back.

2011 wrote:

Is Rashard Lewis giving the bride away?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:29 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom?

2010 called. It wants its jokes back.

1987 called, it wants it's "___ called" jokes back

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:31 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom?

2010 called. It wants its jokes back.

1987 called, it wants it's "___ called" jokes back

Your Mom called....

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:34 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better.

...and then they write a breakup song about the ordeal, sell the house next-door to their loved one, and call up vanity fair because they wanna remind the world that tina fey has a special place in hell reserved for her.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:46 pm

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Does this ring come with an asterisk too?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:49 pm

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Jordan's engagement was better

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:55 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Plenty of happily married guys on this board KS.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:56 pm

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Will his mistress and their kid together be invited to the wedding?

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Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:00 pm

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Jordan's engagement was better

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Mini Ditka

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:11 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

The problem is cohabitation. When a guy is living with a girl and getting sex for free basically, he is sort of just pretending to really care about her. He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. In some cases he will never marry her, but he is getting his needs met first. Whereas a husband is supposed to put his wife first and honor and cherish her. What's the point of a honeymoon if you've already been having sex for 10 years or more?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:15 pm

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Mini Ditka wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

At least 6 pages

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:17 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Plenty of happily married guys on this board KS.

That's not really what I said Kid. Why change a good thing if it's been going so well for over a decade. I've seen and heard of this very scenario many a time, and almost never have seen it end well.

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Charming and very 2013 of you KS.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:21 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Mini Ditka wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

At least 6 pages

Mini Ditka is right. The guy should be paying for sex in those situations and not expect it for free.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:25 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Mini Ditka wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

At least 6 pages

Mini Ditka is right. The guy should be paying for sex in those situations and not expect it for free.

It's the American way.

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Mini Ditka

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:25 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Mini Ditka is right. The guy should be paying for sex in those situations and not expect it for free.

It isn't so much that you need to pay for sex, but that the guy who is having sex with his girlfriend puts no value on her purity. She's not worth a ceremony, a promise or a diamond ring. In many cases when the guy splits the girl is left with the kids or the thought, "What the heck was I thinking giving this guy a part of my soul and he didn't even care about me?"

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:26 pm

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Mini Ditka wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

Not over yet.

Yes it is.

CDOM wrote:

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:27 pm

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Mini Ditka wrote:

He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:28 pm

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Congratulations to Lebron and his lovely future wife.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:29 pm

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Jesus Christ, this thread sucks.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:30 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Jesus Christ, this thread sucks.

Would you like it pruned?

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Mini Ditka

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:32 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Congratulations to Lebron and his lovely future wife.

And his sons on becoming "former bastards."

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:34 pm

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It's very difficult to converse with Mini-Ditka, so I'll just exit stage right...right now.

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