Watching the Doral, cant believe there are people who still do this. Stop, it was never witty or funny. Even Bill Murray hates it. So knock it the fuck off you fucking grown up frat boys.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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At least when the hole is a par three, it makes sense. I can't stand when somebody from the gallery yells that when the golfer tees off on a par 5. I want to beat them with a 9 iron.

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YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

+ par

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I don't hear it unless Eldrick is in contention- some of his fans must still do this for each of his shots, he just isn't in contention enough to make the TV

Did Bill Murray say "Get in the hole" in Caddyshack?

I only yell that out when I'm in a dark room and the condom is out of the wrapper.

Fortunately, blow up dolls can't speak back.

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That is incorrect.

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John 3:16

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golf fans are the most affirmation seeking jock sniffers of any sport's fandom

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Wrong. You have to be fan's of a sport to be part of a sport's fandom.

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If golf isn't a sport, why is it covered in Sports Illustrated and the sports page of the Trib? Why is golf listed under sports on my cable guide? Why is golf covered by CBS Sports and NBC Sports?

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I think ESPN still carries billiards and poker too

Bingo.

IMO golf = billiards on grass.

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I would classify it as more of a hobby
Or perhaps a pastime

...billiards on grass...


The "get in the whole" guy should be mocked by everyone in earshot. Make him feel shame...

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golf fan's think it's an interative sport

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's a sport. Easy target to make fun of for sure, but its a sport.

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Golf on the radio, that's where it's at.

Of course it is. Hitting a ball with a stick in a competition without a pre-determined winner is a sport. Baseball, hockey (a puck is like a ball), tennis, golf, etc.

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eh....not so fast.

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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sport

sport [spawrt, spohrt] Show IPA
noun
1.
an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
2.
a particular form of this, especially in the out of doors.
3.
diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.
4.
jest; fun; mirth; pleasantry: What he said in sport was taken seriously.
5.
mockery; ridicule; derision: They made sport of him.

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Its a game, that much is certain.

Its only a sport if you have a tankless golf cart?

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And old ribs.

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athlete...

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at least he carries it well

could be me