I said that 2 or 3 years ago. This fucking guy thinks he's a big enough star that we want to see his screw ups?

Robin Williams, Chris Rock, Jack Lemon....Yes.

Local car dealer guy....are you fucking kidding me? No, not ever.

Holy shit, I hate that commercial. The 'apple bite' sound is excruciatingly annoying. That should never, ever, under any circumstances, be featured in an ad -I don't care if you're advertising apples. Yet, it is all the time all of a sudden.

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Also, if the Score's not going to do the right thing and fire Mike Mulligan, can't they at least stop fucking having him do reads for promos? Jesus christ. There's a reason I don't listen to Mully & Hanley; I don't want Mike Mulligan yelling shit in my ear. Yet, if you listen to the Score any time at all, you're bound to be assaulted randomly with Mike Mulligan's yelling.

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It is unnecessary. Mully has passion. There's no doubt about it. Get the man some decaf!

Any commercial that features the sounds of someone eating is an automatic PTFB.

I started hearing Mike and Mike commercials for Mtn. Dew Kickstart on 'XRT today. I had to look at my radio to see which station I had on. Turned out they played either "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers or "Mountain Sound" by Of Monsters and Men so I had to PTFB anyway, but still...hearing those two on anything but AM1000 is some bullshit.

American Family Insurance with Dream Big performed by a glee club, or Dream Weaver performed by a lounge club singer. Both are awful and automatic station-changers for me.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Definitely. There is no reason for those to be part of either commercial. They add nothing, and they way they're awkwardly tacked on at the end probably means that someone, mistakenly, thought it would be cute.

But it sucks.

Hey Curt, fuck off! Enjoy your $10 haircut

The Illinois lottery commercials have always been horseshit. Dressing up Andy Richter doesn't make them any better.

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He was never funny. Conan made him appear funny.

+1

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Probably not the correct thread, but the Geico Mutumbo commercial is fuckin hilarious.

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I don't see such a thread for favorite commercials either, Frank, but I dig that one, too.

Yeah, and props to the State Farm insurance ad where the husband is talking to the rep and his wife thinks he's cheating for finally writing a commercial where the wife is the idiot.

The husband even passive aggressively rips her "She's a guy....so...."


Well done.

Mini-Ditka could start it. Something to the effect of "Do you guys watch TV? If so, do you watch commercials when you watch TV? If so, do you enjoy any of the commercials? If so, which commercials do you like when you watch TV?"

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I just did.

He was funny playing all five quintuplets in Arrested Development.

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The commercial with the "child" taking a bite from an apple then saying "thank you." Man, fuck this commercial. It needs to a thousand fiery deaths. It is 1,000,000,000% painfully obvious that that is not a kid saying "thank you."

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Just came here to bitch about this one again. Is it supposed to be a child? I don't even know what's supposed to be happening in this ad. I can't even concentrate on life the moment I hear that godfuckingdamned apple bite sound effect. I truly hope the person responsible for this spot develops an inoperable brain tumor.

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I'm glad that this McDonald's Caller Bob has patronizingly taught me why slippers are called slippers. I hope you slip on some ice, because they're slippers, and crack your fucking skull which you can cauterize with your $1 coffee.

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It sounded like a woman to me, but still very annoying!

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I'm gonna preemptively include Fisher Nuts here as well. They haven't been airing, but it's almost baseball season so the commercials with the fucking annoying talking nuts are right 'round the corner. Baseball season is Fisher Nut season.


Fisher deez nutz...

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Oh man, all those ads with the weird 'nut' voices were fucking insufferable. Hey Fishers, enjoy big back of MattintheCrown nuts.

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Yeah, OKC, I know what you're referring. Those Fisher talking nuts were also fixtures on ESPN Radio/Bulls Radio Network broadcasts...until this season.

Shit! I had just about erased those legumes from the deepest recesses of my mind. Now I'm hearing them again. ARRRRRGGGHH!!! At least they're not stereotypes. They have the Joisey nut, the Jewish mother nut, the schitzophrenic nut. These ad people need to be blanket partied.

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All right, the one that's got me wanting to turn my truck into incoming traffic is

"Your wallet will want to give you a high five... but it can't... cause it doesn't have hands..."

"Your pocketbook will want to bake you a cake, but it can't... it's a pocketbook..."


Christ. FUCK!

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But, they GOT YOUR ATTENTION, Darko! GOTCHA!! That's all that counts in marketing! Ha! They gotcha!!!!!!!


Of course, you're not going to buy the product, but THAT'S NOT WHAT COUNTS! THEY GOT YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!

What the fuck is with the "guys are always told to stop scratching" commercial/read?

This one doesn't actually piss me off much, but what the fuck are they talking about? I don't know about you all, but I'm not told not to scratch. Like, ever. The only thing I associate with being told not to scratch is having chicken pox or maybe mosquito bites as a child. Is this a thing? Are guys routinely told not to scratch and somehow I've just missed it? And if not, what the fuck is with this commercial? Who came up with it, and why?

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You'll have to ask the folks at SportClips...or is it SportsClips? I have a huge problem with that, too. Why do certain SCORE hosts keep butchering the name of the damn sponsor?