You know I was just saying this the other day....

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Dogs eat their own shit to hide their scent and markings from predators. Dumbass.

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You're on refeed motherfucker! you will shovel your shit and eat it!*



*not starting shit with don, just quoting my favorite crazy old person

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think this is like one of those Chinese signs that doesn't exactly translate to English.

"Careful of edge be. Stand close and drown possible."

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If a dog is eating its own crap it is either ...

A. Retarded
B. Has intestinal problems

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Me-tard You-tard Retard Nation

Takes one to know one buddy

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You need to read a book. Or at least wikipedia that shit.

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Best episode I seen so far.

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I only eat organic dogs.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Or maybe some asshole is feeding it that organic crap and it's shit actually tastes better.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

And then your stroke ceased.

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-- source

Better than eating it.

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Usually after my stroke ceases I am ready for a nap

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Does anyone else appreciate the irony of this guy using the term "retard" as much as he does?

What kind of twat talks like that? Besides Don Tiny I mean.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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I don't need to read shit Don, if I ever had a dog that ate shit ..he would be gone.

Darkside you dumb fuck....kibble has been around for 70 years, every dog and human ate all organic food for 10k years.

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312PlayaH

Are you using some sort of speech to text function?

I've heard the "old phone" thing, but am interested in what's really going on here. It's becoming more and more difficult to follow your posts.

Funny....but difficult.

Also, using that word you keep using while continuing to post the way you do may send a mixed message.

Your biggest fan

Krizzy

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So not only do you starve your dogs, but you would kill him if he ate his own poop?

That. Is like not,cool. dude.

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my chocolate lab had a food allergy and would get wicked ear infections. the resin like tar had a smell that would wake a boxer from an uppercut or make you convulse like an apoplectic glow stick dancing chick at a west loop late 90s rave.

Morgan La Faye would shake her head every 10 minutes when afflicted with these infections. it was hell. we had to clean her of this foul smelling head grease and treat her with ear drops twice a day.

I discovered through trial and error that it was the chicken slop byproduct put in 98% of dog foods.

I made at least 200 pounds of potato's for this animal figuring this out. the potato's were my "base" since she never had the ear infections when I went back to it. she was spoiled rotten with these people food dinners and I was completely invested into the science.

anyway, after cooking two dinners for this 3 month experiment i eventually discovered these 10lb bags of of salmon and rice based "organic" dog food that cost $20 a bag. She'd go through two bags a week....along with cooked vegetables mixed in to her dinners.

that's drug habit money.

i lost her in the divorce...fucking bitch.

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@audioidkid

You would kill a dog for doing something that a dog does naturally? Now, I'm no dog psycologist, but a quick search shows that dogs often times eat their own shit so as not to offend the pack leader, or it's master. So, because the dog does something trying not to offend you, you would kill it?

What kind of psycho are you?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I didn't understand the point of this thread, but seeing the back and forth between Darkside and 312 has made it a great read....

Boxers are great dogs but very prone to allergies and cancer, sorry to. Hear that.

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Darkside doestknow shit about dogs..stick your Google search up your ass!
I have owned dogs my whole life, trained a dozen in pp n sch1 and 2 n never had one eat shit.
Stick to condensors n air handlers asshole.

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Man, I read it as "doug food". gotta get some new glasses.

Ok, I got some of this... something about you putting something from google up your ass... and air handlers.
How can someone who can't train himself to use a phone train a dog to do anything?

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Cold-skin nakedness in the wild is the best way to experience eating with angry wolves. I enjoy raw meat, but will add 4-H students to the mix and grind their bones with diamonds to make grain.

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You know me like that.

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Doog league.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You know that actually makes more sense than what I thought it meant.

Thanks doc.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I miss that show. My favorite was the one about bottled water, and the petition to ban Di-hydrogen Oxide (H2O).

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way