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Curious Hair

Post subject: John Tortorella

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:06 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... M2j3uAFMxU

Sam Rosen is not only OUR GUY as Bears fans, and a funny joke on B&B, but a legendary NHL broadcaster. You don't treat Sam Rosen like that, bub. I think Al Trautwig got some shit there, too.

I'm so sick of this guy. He's been riding on that '04 season where he had Lecavalier/Richards/St. Louis able to break up the traps every team was running back then, and he's done shit else since then. In fact, he's 180ed into one of the worst offenders of non-offense today, with everyone just sitting back and blocking shots for Lundqvist. Overrated coach, and his obvious efforts to be Hockey Ozzie by starting shit in public to mobilize the troops in private are just so contrived, so half-assed, so fake. And much like Ozzie, he too is living on something he did seven years ago.

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:11 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DM2j3uAFMxU

Sam Rosen is not only OUR GUY as Bears fans, and a funny joke on B&B, but a legendary NHL broadcaster. You don't treat Sam Rosen like that, bub. I think Al Trautwig got some shit there, too.

I'm so sick of this guy. He's been riding on that '04 season where he had Lecavalier/Richards/St. Louis able to break up the traps every team was running back then, and he's done shit else since then. In fact, he's 180ed into one of the worst offenders of non-offense today, with everyone just sitting back and blocking shots for Lundqvist. Overrated coach, and his obvious efforts to be Hockey Ozzie by starting shit in public to mobilize the troops in private are just so contrived, so half-assed, so fake. And much like Ozzie, he too is living on something he did seven years ago.

You had me once I saw his name.

What a miserable SOB he is.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:53 am

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I've been tired of this ass bag for quite a while now.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:24 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Sam Rosen's finest moment. "I can't believe we just saw that."

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:28 pm

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Who?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:32 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Who?

The NHL's version of Stan Van Gundy.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:33 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Who?

The NHL's version of Stan Van Gundy.

I thought Tortorella has actually won something, at some point.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:35 pm

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Plus, Battlefield Earth was just a terrible movie

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:35 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Who?

The NHL's version of Stan Van Gundy.

I thought Tortorella has actually won something, at some point.

Im sure Stan Van has won many things

Ron Jeremy look a like contest
Most awkward swig of a Pepsi can
All of our hearts and minds

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:37 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Who?

The NHL's version of Stan Van Gundy.

I thought Tortorella has actually won something, at some point.

Im sure Stan Van has won many things

Ron Jeremy look a like contest
Most awkward swig of a Pepsi can
All of our hearts and minds

Most awkwardly funny coach-player interaction ever (Dwight coming up to hug him less than 5 minutes after Stan told all the reporters in the room that Dwight wanted him fired)

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:40 pm

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Stan Van Gundy is at least somewhat affable. He seemed perpetually put upon, if anything.

Torts has Brad Richards, Rick Nash, and Marian Gaborik on his team, they're all making a fortune, and they don't fucking do anything. "Safe is death," my ass.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:41 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Most awkwardly funny coach-player interaction ever (Dwight coming up to hug him less than 5 minutes after Stan told all the reporters in the room that Dwight wanted him fired)

Right and then he took that legendary swig of Pepsi. It was fucking awesome.

I love the Van Gundys

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:42 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Most awkwardly funny coach-player interaction ever (Dwight coming up to hug him less than 5 minutes after Stan told all the reporters in the room that Dwight wanted him fired)

Right and then he took that legendary swig of Pepsi. It was fucking awesome.

I love the Van Gundys

I didn't remember the pepsi swig. I might go YouTube that right now.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:51 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Most awkwardly funny coach-player interaction ever (Dwight coming up to hug him less than 5 minutes after Stan told all the reporters in the room that Dwight wanted him fired)

Right and then he took that legendary swig of Pepsi. It was fucking awesome.

I love the Van Gundys

I didn't remember the pepsi swig. I might go YouTube that right now.

It was Diet Pepsi and it starred in the press conference as much as Howard or Van Gundy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y08gvGpGCwA

2:50 mark. He sees Dwight and takes a double swig. Also, they hold up Mics for Howard and they cover Stan Van's face :lol:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:14 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Who?

The NHL's version of Stan Van Gundy.

I thought Tortorella has actually won something, at some point.

He was the only NBA coach I could actually name.

Tortorella did win a cup with a loaded Tampa team.

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:18 pm

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If you lost to Buffalo, you'd be pissed too...

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:55 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Sam Rosen's finest moment. "I can't believe we just saw that."

Never seen that before. It's straight out of WWE.

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:13 am

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crosscheck wrote:

If you lost to Buffalo, you'd be pissed too...

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plus it was pretty funny to watch. he reminded me of jim mora back in the "diddly poo" days.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:24 am

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Jets crowd chanted Tortarella's name last night during the 3rd period :lol:

Unsurprisingly he was an ass when asked in the post game.

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:29 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Sam Rosen's finest moment. "I can't believe we just saw that."

Had somewhat forgotten what a dirty fucking hump Messier was. Too bad everyone was afraid of him, he needed a good ass kicking. Still does.

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:32 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Sam Rosen's finest moment. "I can't believe we just saw that."

Had somewhat forgotten what a dirty fucking hump Messier was. Too bad everyone was afraid of him, he needed a good ass kicking. Still does.

Let's go get him.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:35 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Sam Rosen's finest moment. "I can't believe we just saw that."

Had somewhat forgotten what a dirty fucking hump Messier was. Too bad everyone was afraid of him, he needed a good ass kicking. Still does.

Let's go get him.

Ok. You calling Teinowitz or am I?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:37 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Sam Rosen's finest moment. "I can't believe we just saw that."

Had somewhat forgotten what a dirty fucking hump Messier was. Too bad everyone was afraid of him, he needed a good ass kicking. Still does.

Let's go get him.

Ok. You calling Teinowitz or am I?

He's on speed

dial.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:35 am

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Kirkwood wrote:

Jets crowd chanted Tortarella's name last night during the 3rd period :lol:

Unsurprisingly he was an ass when asked in the post game.

If every crowd were as great at heckling as Winnipeg's, this league would be so much better. Blackhawks crowds...kinda...suck?

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Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:44 am

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Tough comparison. Winnipeg right now is the gold standard. The intimacy of 15K still in a honeymoon with the Jets provides for a nuts atmosphere.

Of the big market teams where "to be seen" people have priced hockey fans out of the arena the Hawks are fine. Toronto is way worse.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: John Tortorella

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:49 am

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Oh, undoubtedly. The Leafs fans are livelier in Ottawa -- and not always when the Leafs are in town. Ruh roh.

I just feel like one of the only things holding the Chicago-Vancouver rivalry back is that our crowds aren't always as engaged with it as they should be. Those crowds should be bursting at the seams with derision, but there's something missing. People used to be clever enough to do the "LUUUU" chant after Luongo followed a bunch of goals with a routine save, but that hasn't happened lately. I really feel like a lot of people who go to Blackhawks games don't know where Vancouver even is, and that hurts the rivalry, locally speaking.

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