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 Post subject: COUNCIL OF ELDERS
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:00 am 
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As I have been accused by some of not adjudicating in a proper fashion, I have formally created the Council Of Elders. ("COE")

At this time 4 such persons will be part of this group and will cast votes regarding controversial topics. Yes, 4 members might result in a stalemate, but we will deal with that when it arises.

The OE may be expended at some time, as others had been under consideration, but were eliminated due to the sporadic and unpredictable actions.

The COE will not be utilized to hear your complaints of "My post was deleted" "I had a mult" "I want a better T shirt"

I will be the sole determinate of issues that are presented to the COE.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:06 am 
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I would be more interested in a council of welders. I have a small arc welder in the garage.

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I bet lipid would love a Council of Felder's

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:25 pm 
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If you have a council of 4 elders, it shouldn't include you, bf. The role you play should be like the VP in the Senate, as a tie-breaker. Then you won't ever have to be concern w/ stalemates. #ThinkingThingsThrough


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I just hope this is not that lame ass Jedi Council in Phantom Menace.

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chaspoppcap wrote:
I just hope this is not that lame ass Jedi Council in Phantom Menace.

I kinda hope it is. I was a fan of what happened to them in the third movie.

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I bet lipid would love a Council of Felder's

:lol: :lol: :lol: Made me laugh hard, Douglas.

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Will the identity of the COE be revealed or is it your wish that their identities remain unknown?

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If there really is such a thing, the four would be biggie, dolphin, Spaulding, and possibly Pasta.

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If there really is such a thing, the four would be biggie, dolphin, Spaulding, and possibly Pasta.


That vote would have been 3-0 and "What thread?"

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I would actually be up for this honor. Especially because I'd wear a robe without pants, and judge from a fair and firm perspective.

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Shouldn't it be a conclave????

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i should be on the council of elders. i'm gloriously detached from all of the board drama (sure i have my fun lil spat with e-moo but that's just complete bullshit as i've met him and he's a solid guy who doesnt take the board offline with him) and let's say that i like to think outside of the box.... and uhm, someone once called the album named after my board persona "universal arbiter" and beyond that, yeah, i know i'm relative madness compared to most, but like the great poster ikesouth (who really really isn't me i'm not him or JORR or any other mult or even a mult myself. i'm just me.... and the actor i paid to meet everyone @ cleo's in dec 2010 was brilliant) and YEAH....;

basically, i'm above it all and i'm not a middleaged drama queen who uses the board as an escape from my banal domestic day-to-day life to make gay jokes with all of my "pantsless cretin" friends, so honestly, you can't do any better than me, so get me on this council and let's decide stuff. i'm here to help!

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 Post subject: Re: COUNCIL OF ELDERS
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the actor i paid to meet everyone @ cleo's in dec 2010 was brilliant

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If you have a council of 4 elders, it shouldn't include you, bf. The role you play should be like the VP in the Senate, as a tie-breaker. Then you won't ever have to be concern w/ stalemates. #ThinkingThingsThrough


It will be an ever evolving group. I am not adverse to stepping aside as the group grows, I am not saying others are not worthy at this time, I have just yet to fully evaluate them them and some who I thought had such ability have proven me wrong over recent periods of time.

I am not going to name them, but if they wish to identify themselves, they can.

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i'm not a middleaged drama queen w

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As a father of two college graduates and someone who checks this board daily,I would use the same problem solving skills I did to raise my children.










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He's really neither.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I bet lipid would love a Council of Felder's

Well, they would be able to play a lot of great licks, but who's gonna sing?


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I bet lipid would love a Council of Felder's

Well, they would be able to play a lot of great licks, but who's gonna sing?

Special guest Randy Meisner.

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i should be on the council of elders. i'm gloriously detached from all of the board drama (sure i have my fun lil spat with e-moo but that's just complete bullshit as i've met him and he's a solid guy who doesnt take the board offline with him) and let's say that i like to think outside of the box.... and uhm, someone once called the album named after my board persona "universal arbiter" and beyond that, yeah, i know i'm relative madness compared to most, but like the great poster ikesouth (who really really isn't me i'm not him or JORR or any other mult or even a mult myself. i'm just me.... and the actor i paid to meet everyone @ cleo's in dec 2010 was brilliant) and YEAH....;!


Actor? I thought that was Benjy Bronk in an Expos hat.

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I assume the BigFan soldiers ("Its HIS board, deal with it." "Nice work Big Man!") were always consulted on such matters

Giving them a name doesn't make much difference


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I assume the BigFan soldiers ("Its HIS board, deal with it." "Nice work Big Man!") were always consulted on such matters

Giving them a name doesn't make much difference


Blue Bombay, Panther Pisla, Q. Bovifs.

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