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Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:28 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Why is Juan Pablo Montoya so terrible?

He was caught up in Smoke's wreck. He isn't terrible. He is average. He has a pretty accomplished past over many types of racing. He won that indy 500 thing once, he has won 2 cup races as well.

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Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:34 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

28 Danica Patrick

30 Juan Pablo Montoya
31 Tony Stewart
32 Jeff Burton

34 Jeff Gordon
35 Matt Kenseth

You watched the race, you know how well she did. Don't cloud the minds of those that didn't watch. Everyone of the other drivers had or would have had her 5 laps down had they not wrecked.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:41 pm

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Sounds like she was smarter than those other guys.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:44 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

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And tonight, a driver with 2 Nationwide Series Championships will finish above her.

Hopefully he passes her below the yellow line so we don't have to see her next season.

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:36 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

28 Danica Patrick

30 Juan Pablo Montoya
31 Tony Stewart
32 Jeff Burton

34 Jeff Gordon
35 Matt Kenseth

Yea...Sweetcheeks is most definitely a better race car driver than the above mentioned drivers. :shock:

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:43 am

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Scorehead wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

28 Danica Patrick

30 Juan Pablo Montoya
31 Tony Stewart
32 Jeff Burton

34 Jeff Gordon
35 Matt Kenseth

Yea...Sweetcheeks is most definitely a better race car driver than the above mentioned drivers. :shock:

She was yesterday.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:09 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

She was yesterday.

say something dumber dumbass. go ahead. right now, i dare you. say something even more stupid then what you just said. you cant. :roll:

i got a statement that nobody will dare to question- Danica Patrick will never win a short track nascar race. ever. period.

she might get lucky enough to win a pre packaged plate race, but even those chances are next to nothing. i doubt shes even that good at sucking dick. she is terrible guys, its plain and simple. she is not a good race car driver.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:11 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

She was yesterday.

say something dumber dumbass. go ahead. right now, i dare you. say something even more stupid then what you just said. you cant. :roll:

Danica finished 28. JPM finished 30.

I forget, is it better to finish with a higher number?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:00 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Danica Patrick is one of only 13 drivers to have led the Daytona 500 and the Indianapolis 500, joining A.J. Foyt, Mario Andretti, Al Unser, Bobby Unser, Bobby Allison, Jim Hurtubise, Johnny Rutherford, Tim Richmond, John Andretti, Robby Gordon, Juan Pablo Montoya and Tony Stewart.

EVER

Would you quit pointing out facts, Ike seems to have a problem with this comprehension? You too Speeps.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:27 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Would you quit pointing out facts, Ike seems to have a problem with this comprehension? You too Speeps.

I was gonna make a "Why are you calling me facts" joke..........but then I decided it wasn't funny enough....or possibly not even funny at all.

Do you have our entire list of teammates yet, I have to go to bed but I want to make sure I know who are our allies tomorrow. Right now I have the following:

1. Hawg Ass
2. Keeping Score
3. Speeps
4. Apologist
5. Dr. Ken
6. Pittmike
7. RFDC
8. Donspiracy

Deceased Fans:
1. Spanky
2. Free Ajent
Please add as necessary.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:31 pm

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how did I not make this list??

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:32 pm

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So in other words, the 5 people I listed plus 2 more and 2 guys that don't post here anymore, got it.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:34 pm

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Team #Danica can't drive needs some more members. Half of the team would hate her even if she were any good.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:37 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Where does the hater list stand right now? I got:

Urlacher's
Ike
Scorehead
Houston

That is it I believe.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:39 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Where does the hater list stand right now? I got:

Urlacher's
Ike
Scorehead
Houston

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:40 pm

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My original post is edited on Page 26, and with sincere apologies to the Big Chair. :oops:

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:43 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

My original post is edited on Page 26, and with sincere apologies to the Big Chair. :oops:

How about to me too? Now the man thinks I forgot about him. :evil:

I know

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:46 pm

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Here is the list of active drivers wins in the Sprint Cup Series:
http://www.jayski.com/news/stats/story/ ... ve-Winners

Please note the number of drivers with one or two wins after running multiple seasons or even hundred plus races.

Also note last years Series Champion, The Miller Lite Guy Brad Keselowski, only has nine career wins.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:48 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

My original post is edited on Page 26, and with sincere apologies to the Big Chair. :oops:

How about to me too? Now the man thinks I forgot about him. :evil:

I know

I'm not gonna have an easy time ever trusting a post of yours in the future.

Quit acting like you are on the other team, :evil:

.

Donspiracy is a ever forgiving Big Chair.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:49 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

donspiracy wrote:

Love the avatar.

This and combining Scorehead's drop to the bottom of the Pick 'em contest standings next week. S'all good!!

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:54 pm

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I need to see a spreadsheet that details the # of drivers that have been lapped 5 times in a race while experience no damage to their car, penalties or pit road incidents.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:46 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

A JET DRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know i didnt think you were being serious... but you are. so you didnt watch the race that night, listen to the official report or even hear about what happened there? you just saw the video and made all your stupid ideas up?

go sit on the fat end of a wiffle ball bat you fuckin cock sucker.

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:43 am

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donspiracy wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

donspiracy wrote:

Love the avatar.

This and combining Scorehead's drop to the bottom of the Pick 'em contest standings next week. S'all good!!

Rough start for me this year. Thank God Brick is in this contest!

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:45 am

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Scorehead wrote:

Rough start for me this year. Thank God Brick is in this contest!

Yeah, real tough deal the two of you are in. Terry's Peeps started at the bottom of the leaderboard and brought home the title last year. You got 20 weeks to get it right.

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Apologist

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:41 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

A JET DRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was broadcasting that night Ike!!!!!!!!!! I was in the booth for the CSFMB!!!!!!!!!!! Don was in the salt mines, Drop In was wearing uncomfortably tight pants, and Juan Pablo Montoya HIT A JET DRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juan Pablo Montoya ruined the entire broadcast.

I got so drunk from waiting for them to repair the MELTED TRACK than I passed out and was never heard from again on a Chicago Sports Fan Broadcast.

Juan Pablo Montoya stole my opportunity to make it.

Juan Pablo Montoya ruined my life that night.

QUIT MAKING ME RE-LIVE THIS IKE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will say that Juan Pablo is damn good on road courses. At least as good as Boris Said and Brian Simo*.

*After extensive research, Apologist has discovered that Brian is in no way, through corporate sponsorship, team affiliation, or marriage via second cousin-- connected to ecologically friendly, clean-burning and light and refreshing with no aftertaste SimiCo brand Fuel.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:43 am

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This Apologist guy is pretty good. :lol:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:09 pm

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The #10 car is really lighting the track on fire with its qualifying effort today. Through 31 drivers the #10 sits 28th.....over 8 mph slower than the current pole sitter.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:30 pm

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40th.

Real competitive!!!

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: A Done Deal with Danica and NASCAR

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:06 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

It's only the second time she's ever raced there if I'm not mistaken.

Am I hearing excuses?????

I still don't understand why she isn't in a Nationwide car to get extra time on the track.

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Apologist

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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:14 pm

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She's too busy in the kitchen.

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