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 Post subject: Rihanna
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:29 pm 
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Rihanna, the Barbadian singer, arrived at Barrington High School more than four hours and 30 minutes late for her much-anticipated appearance. Her fans greeted her with wild applause and Beatlemania-type screaming. Sixteen minutes later, the star was gone and her late arrival forgotten by a starstruck crowd.

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 Post subject: Re: Rihanna
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:04 pm 
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barrington HS? our barrington?

who gives a fuck about this little passed-around industry harlot? she's on top of the music game because she looks good and she can suck/take a mean cock, no more no less. i don't think i've ever seen any tangible evidence of any sort of personality in her that isn't conveyed via her outward aesthetics/professionally-crafted-image.

she's basically a little pop-star-robot who has everyone do everything for her, she shows up and shakes her ass to some dance moves that somebody else made singing words that someone else wrote on top of instrumentation that someone else made wearing clothes that someone else picked out for her and for her troubles she's compensated millions of dollars. oh and chris brown has that shit so locked down he can whoop her ass and she'll apologize to him. that's a strong pimphand.

if anything, i bet the parents of kids @ barrington HS are prolly glad that the lil harlot didn't spend a couple hours corrupting the minds of their impressionable offspring.

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 Post subject: Re: Rihanna
PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:24 am 
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I have no idea why or how Rihanna is popular.

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 Post subject: Re: Rihanna
PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:27 am 
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Because, like sinicalypse said, she's the hood ornament of a hitmaking semitruck. I mostly listen to indie and folk and classical and jazz and yet even I'm susceptible to the great big Rihanna machine. I mean, have you heard the beat to "We Found Love"? I could sing on that and be an international star.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:29 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Rihanna
PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:30 am 
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WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:32 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Rihanna
PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:17 am 
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I don't imagine we will see her in movies again after Battleship

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 Post subject: Re: Rihanna
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Yes.

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