trying to hide your prematurely bald spot with a Cubs cap on the cover of the sun times while shaking Lebron James hand before the Bulls beat him. I believe the young hipsters would call that a triple fail.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Maybe bald spots are what he and LBJ discussed. Of course LBJ is just drastically receding. Need the big headband.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Surprised he hasn't gone ahead and shave that thing off. Especially considering all black dudes look good bald.

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Team Cutler.

What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

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Remember when Pippen shaved his head?

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Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

KURT: Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to.

GEORGE (examining Kurt's head with a lamp): Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this.

KURT: Oh, God.

GEORGE: No, no, Kurt - wrong attitude. You should be happy now.

KURT: Happy? Why should I be happy?

GEORGE: You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter - (points at Kurt's head with a pen) - then you won't be Kurt anymore.

KURT: Who will I be?

(George points at himself. Kurt shudders.)

KURT: How long do I have?

GEORGE (solemnly): 14 months. Maybe 10.

KURT: Is there anything I can do?

GEORGE: Yes. Live, dammit. Live! Every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways...it is. (There's a knock at the door.) Excuse me.

(George answers the door. Celia enters.)

GEORGE: Celia? W-w-what are you doing here?

CELIA: Well, I didn't get my parole, so I busted out.

GEORGE (nervously): And-and you just decided to pop in...!

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Yeah, he had some strange scalp fat going on that year. It's like he was 300 lbs and he suddenly lost half of it and had a bunch of hanging skin left over.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It looked like Abdullah the Butcher's forehead.

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That was good, wasn't it?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I've got the bald spot growing in. I had a nice full head of hair through my 30s. Like Michael Jackson sang "I'll be there"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Dolphin saw the Cubs hat and immediately had to build a dbotw around it



Ive got a spot behind my right ear in the back that thinned for some reason when i was 20. That was bad. Been lustrous ever since

Turned 33 today with a full head. Boom.

Happy Birthday Turd!

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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-- source

Oh Greg...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Has he blocked you, too?

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Trying to figure out why I have people on my Twitter feed who are angry at Kane for taking a picture with LeBron. Time to start blocking people.

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I'm sure they'll be devastated.

This is the thing I really don't get about Twitter: I can see why you might follow someone who provides "necessary" information to you immediately. What is the value of following Crystal Lake Hoffy above what can be gained by just having a conversation with him?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've never tweeted Leary, nor do I follow him.

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-- source

I'm pretty sure you will gain nothing out of conversation with me either.

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I'll be 31 in a couple weeks and my hair is thinning up front. I'm going to the barber every 3 weeks now instead of 2 because I think that's the cause. My head is too big to go bald. I may have to start getting the Obama haircut.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This thread is damned depressing....

Memories....

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I thought I'd be lucky. My men on my mom's side of the family goes bald in their early 20s. I don't know anyone on my dad's side other than my dad, but he still has his hair in his 60s. About a year ago, it started falling out. I'd wake up with a piece of hair in my mouth often or have hair on the sink. It sucks, but what can you do. I think part of it is I have really bad flaking on my scalp and the other part was the stress in my life. Not sure if that was doing it or what.

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your head is like Goldman Sach- too big to fail

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I almost had that memory flushed from my mind. That was a something. Like a Sharpei's ass.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

That's what she said.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!