You couldn't have waited just one more day to rise from the dead so that I could get a day off? Now I have to go through all the family shennanigans without the payoff. At least the tournament is on this year.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Was that really his call?

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You know me like that.

Over Rated!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Because of the trinity (3 in 1), I'd say it's 1/3 his fault.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yet, concurrently, it's also all His fault.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Everything is God's fault.

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Busy guy that God. D Rose can't even get in to see him!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Easter's the anti-Thanksgiving. Whereas Thanksgiving always falls on a Thursday, getting you a day off, Easter always falls on Sunday, spoiling a day off you already have. For this reason, and several others, Easter is the worst holiday.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Don't crucify the guy.

Crown his ass!

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Blasphemers!!!!!!!!!!!! All of you are going to the pits of hell and be the plaything of the First of the Fallen,The Master of Abortions. If I had a rock and a bunch of followers and this where 2000 years ago I would come pay you a visit and chuck rocks at you. But as this is 2013 and I am not some Islamic wack-job. I will just do this

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Damn...I was really looking forward to seeing you as the lead story on the KWQC news tonight...

What sucks is some years he decides to die on HRH's birthday....HRH does not share a day with anyone

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My office gives us Good Friday as a paid day off. Maybe you guys just need to find a better place to work.

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As someone else who runs into this issue, Easter on your birthday sucks.

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Plus why didn't he just turn water into wine to start the wedding? Had to wait til they were dry and play Captain Save a wedding?

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

Wrong. The story clearly states that guests praised the bride and groom for saving the best wine until the end after all the alcoholic mooch in laws had swilled the cheaper stuff and gotten themselves drunk.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Still, he was an oppurtunist

I would have walked up to him and said "if you really want to impress me, you'll turn this shit into bourbon".

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This reminds me of the D.L. Hughley bit. I don't normally do this, but (snaps fingers) lets keep da party goin'.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken