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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:14 am 
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This is about single men like Larry who socialize with women and are too pussy to every make a move.

Why would you want to spend social time with a woman who isn't a relative or a business contact unless in the back of your mind you're considering the possibility of fucking her? What the fuck are you going to talk about? Mommy?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:05 am 
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For the most part I have to agree. always exceptions, but I would say if you dont have a GF and have many female friends, you got some issues. And I know W&P is going after Larry, but are these females Larry knows friends or coworkers, that he considers friends?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:52 am 
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Always have a well stocked minor league even if you have a star in the majors. It keeps both leagues hungry.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:47 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
Always have a well stocked minor league even if you have a star in the majors. It keeps both leagues hungry.


Having a well stocked minor league system and no major league system is when the questions arise.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:22 am 
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Always have a well stocked minor league even if you have a star in the majors. It keeps both leagues hungry.


Having a well stocked minor league system and no major league system is when the questions arise.


Like the Cubs. :lol: Sorry couldn't resist. Tis the season.

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I don't really understand the female friends thing. My big brother Kamps is into that, but for me it's different. It's difficult for me to compartmentalize and not think about banging a female friend unless she's just REALLY undesirable. Like Chris Rock, every female friend I've had was a woman I was trying to fuck, and somehow it just didn't happen. I'm pretty simple: there's either a trajectory to coitus or a relationship, or there isn't. And if there isn't, there's nothing for us to talk about. And I'm currently in a serious relationship headed towards marriage, so there's no need for that anymore. She's the same way and doesn't have any male friends.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:27 am 
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Well, it usually always starts off as someone you're trying to hit, but once you realize it won't happen, you hope maybe she can introduce you to some of her friends.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:29 am 
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Well, it usually always starts off as someone you're trying to hit, but once you realize it won't happen, you hope maybe she can introduce you to some of her friends.

I could've had a field day in late 2011, but the timing wasn't right.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:34 am 
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I don't really understand the female friends thing. My big brother Kamps is into that, but for me it's different. It's difficult for me to compartmentalize and not think about banging a female friend unless she's just REALLY undesirable. Like Chris Rock, every female friend I've had was a woman I was trying to fuck, and somehow it just didn't happen. I'm pretty simple: there's either a trajectory to coitus or a relationship, or there isn't. And if there isn't, there's nothing for us to talk about. And I'm currently in a serious relationship headed towards marriage, so there's no need for that anymore. She's the same way and doesn't have any male friends.


options, my friend, options

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Everyone knows men and women can't be friends.

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good dolphin wrote:
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I don't really understand the female friends thing. My big brother Kamps is into that, but for me it's different. It's difficult for me to compartmentalize and not think about banging a female friend unless she's just REALLY undesirable. Like Chris Rock, every female friend I've had was a woman I was trying to fuck, and somehow it just didn't happen. I'm pretty simple: there's either a trajectory to coitus or a relationship, or there isn't. And if there isn't, there's nothing for us to talk about. And I'm currently in a serious relationship headed towards marriage, so there's no need for that anymore. She's the same way and doesn't have any male friends.


options, my friend, options


I understand your angle, but I was never that guy who kept others around just in case. Went out and got the next when the time came. Personally, think it says something about the guy that does that. Kind of a weasel move and is a reflection on the persons character in general. To date, I have been pretty good on my accuracy with that theory.

Girls do think it is OK to keep the guys around and it's not that I agree so much, but chicks are just nuts in general, so I see why they want to hang out with guys.

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Did you think my PM to spmack was funny, bigfan?

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Did you think my PM to spmack was funny, bigfan?

:wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guys like this are usually Burrito.

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Guys like this are usually Burrito.


You just seem so detached from reality sometimes. I envy you...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Guys like this are usually Burrito.


You just seem so detached from reality sometimes. I envy you...

Maybe he just has more experience with gay men than you do.
Ever thought of that, pal?

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Darkside wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Guys like this are usually Burrito.


You just seem so detached from reality sometimes. I envy you...

Maybe he just has more experience with gay men than you do.
Ever thought of that, pal?



Impossi...........er............maybe you're right.

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Impossi...........er............maybe you're right.

I tend to be.

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I tend to be.


Gay or right?

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I tend to be.


Gay or right?

Whatever.

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Somebody's gonna get some hate mail next week. I'm serious (ly joking).

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:18 pm 
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If you have 2-3 female friends, that are married to or dating your friends, that's o.k.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
If you have 2-3 female friends, that are married to or dating your friends, that's o.k.

That's different.

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it's still o.k. tho.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
it's still o.k. tho.

I agree. I meant that it's different from what Big Fan is talking about with Laurence.

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Do we know if they are single?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
If you have 2-3 female friends, that are married to or dating your friends, that's o.k.


as you realize that they aren't really your friends but merely a vehicle for hanging around with your friends more often

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
If you have 2-3 female friends, that are married to or dating your friends, that's o.k.

These are not YOUR friends, they are your friends friends/GF/Wives.

Please see Kevin Smith's definition of friends from growing up and see which are your friends and friends of friends, doesnt necessarily make you friends!

The point being that if all you have is a bunch of females you are friends with and you aren't getting anything from any of them, please turn in your man card!

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I am intentionally "out of the game" for awhile. I have female friends that I know I won't be shtooping, others I'd like to shtoop, but haven't bridged that yet. Kind of like the Majors/Minors analogy. I kind of need a break from women in general though for a bit. They have devoured my soul. :x

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I kind of need a break from women in general though for a bit.


no one taught you about revenge/angry fucking?

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