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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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WTF? Passing Jr?

Get the women off the damn track!

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And KS.


Greetings, good Doctor.

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Who is that?, her quote.


It's Houston Homer, duh! #1 fan of Tony Stewart! ♥


I need some HH mojo here. Thought I would get slick by stealing Tony from K Effective, who had stolen him from Gloop. Second-Hand Smoke.


Conjuring mojo NOW! 8)

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
WTF? Passing Jr?

Get the women off the damn track!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Newman is pulling more tire shenanigans than those assholes at Pep Boys...

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1 lap down with a bullet.

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Seven-Time Johnson is just bludgeoning the field today, like a girthy, fleshy baton.

It's brutal but effective.
Just like what Speeps' considers "strategy" in this contest :oops:

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He'll never catch Danica.

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Seven-Time Johnson is just bludgeoning the field today, like a girthy, fleshy baton.

It's brutal but effective.
Just like what Speeps' considers 'strategy' in this contest :oops:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hello, sir!

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Helton with the crossbow to Vickers' tire as JJ approaches Danica.

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Apologist wrote:
Seven-Time Johnson is just bludgeoning the field today, like a girthy, fleshy baton.

It's brutal but effective.
Just like what Speeps' considers "strategy" in this contest :oops:


Hey I clawed my way up from the bottom last year.

This year, I might as well enjoy the burrito.

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WTF? Passing Jr?

Get the women off the damn track!


This would never happen in Formula 1.

They'd just radio you and tell you to drive slower, so your more heralded/ media-loved teammate could make the podium.

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Keselowski gets screwed there.

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Apologist wrote:
Seven-Time Johnson is just bludgeoning the field today, like a girthy, fleshy baton.

It's brutal but effective.
Just like what Speeps' considers "strategy" in this contest :oops:


Hey I clawed my way up from the bottom last year.

This year, I might as well enjoy the burrito.


I appreciate the efficiency of the gambit. Hey, NASCAR fandom -- much like the CSFMB-- is about just taking random shots at people for no discernible reason.
This rarely backfires, unless you happened to be named Joey Logano.

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Seven-Time Johnson is just bludgeoning the field today, like a girthy, fleshy baton.

It's brutal but effective.
Just like what Speeps' considers 'strategy' in this contest :oops:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hello, sir!


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Junior facing the wrong way.

Get your silver spoon-ass back in the kitchen and make your own sandwiches, punk!

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Junior facing the wrong way.

Get your silver spoon-ass back in the kitchen and make your own sandwiches, punk!

:lol: :lol:

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Keeping Score wrote:
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Helton with the crossbow to Vickers' tire as JJ approaches Danica.


:)


I know...I loved it too! :D

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Kurt is getting his barbecue started about 3 hours early.

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Red flag....No excuse now not to e-file my state taxes. :roll:

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Clint is checking his in-suit Viagra feed.
We'll see who has a bigger Johnson on the re-start.


Question.. have Helton and Vince McMahon ever been seen in public at the same time?

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Helton put a device on Kurt's wheel well on the last stop with a cell phone trigger.

Pistone tweeted it.

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A Grandfather Clock?
They should just give out a huge bronzed Martinsville Dog IMO

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Clint is checking his in-suit Viagra feed.
We'll see who has a bigger Johnson on the re-start.


Question.. have Helton and Vince McMahon ever been seen in public at the same time?


Here he is with Brian France:


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Shortly after that picture was taken, the rest of the live TV feed was cancelled due to a hot dog wrapper being spotted within 20 yards of the ring.

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There's going to be another yellow with all those trailing fresh tires.

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There's going to be another yellow with all those trailing fresh tires.


I'll just be politically correct and assume the good Dr. wasn't talking about Asians...

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There's going to be another yellow with all those trailing fresh tires.


I'll just be politically correct and assume the good Dr. wasn't talking about Asians...


Mike Joy was talking about "yellow fever" earlier.

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Happy gets chippy after the checker, and lets Brian Vickers know how much he loves his racing style :lol:


In other news, Johnson is once again the biggest Hot Dog.

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12th for Danica. Josh Wise would have won the Indy 500 in that car.

Seriously, I thought she'd do well to finish 3 laps down.

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