They're right where they're supposed to be. I figured they would win Friday and get beat by Hernandez. It's a funny game. They need to get this one today. I'm heading to Turtle's for pregame now.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

1. Franklin Gutierrez (R) CF
2. Jason Bay (R) LF
3. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
4. Michael Morse (R) RF
5. Jesus Montero (R) C
6. Justin Smoak (S) 1B
7. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
8. Robert Andino (R) 2B
9. Brendan Ryan (R) SS

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Diggin' these 1983 throwbacks.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Yeah, me too.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That red pinstripe abomination from last year was aesthetically just terrible. Nothing about said "White Sox" to me. Good riddance...

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

The Harold statue got moved to the dugout?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The 83 uniforms are my favorite Sox uniforms of all time.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It doesn't move much either way, regardless of location.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Absolutely.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Really? They look like they're wearing license plates across their chests.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Some drunken asshole in the Bullpen Bar tried to beef on me today. We were waiting to piss and he was behind the guy at the second urinal and I was behind the guy at the third. My guy finished first and I moved in to piss. This douchebag got angry and started motherfucking me and saying I "cut him off" because I had entered the restroom after he did. I asked him if he had ever been to a game before. He mumbled some shit about how many games he had been to, so I asked him why he didn't understand the protocols of the men's rooms at U.S. Cellular. I thought I was going to have to knock him down for a minute.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

'83 was the first year that I can remember watching baseball.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Nice to see your business partner made the game.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I love that 83 season but yeah those uniforms were awful. The current version of black and white is my favorite.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

two dudes throwing hammers while their dongs swing wildly from their open fly

83 uniforms suck

I'd say it is a pretty good start to a season in beating James Shields and Felix Hernandez in the same week.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Same with me. The 83 Sox and 84 Cubs will always hold a special place in my heart.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He was there with me. I had to tell him to shut up when he came out of the stall yelling at the guy. There were about ten guys with the douchebag. It wouldn't have been good. But all the friends knew the guy was being an asshole. I saw that they were tired of him before I got into with him. They were at the point where they may have just watched while my partner or I mopped the floor with the guy, standing by until they stepped in to say, "that's enough".

For a quick moment when we were both pissing and the guy was motherfucking me I had the thought to just turn to my left and piss all over him. Two things stopped me- I didn't want to get kicked out for good and I had a weak stream going. Getting old sucks.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don