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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:07 pm

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...how would you use it?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:12 pm

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Ugie-Ditka

Hi Ugie

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:13 pm

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:15 pm

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I'd use it to put my hand to my forehead upon reading this thread.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:16 pm

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Hook up with the 3 boobed hooker from Total Recall...

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AntiCrewMult

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:16 pm

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I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

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Ok I definitely know who Anti Crew Mult is.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:18 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Hook up with the 3 boobed hooker from Total Recall...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:38 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I love the appropriateness of the use of this gif.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:40 pm

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AntiCrewMult wrote:

I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

Solid choices...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:41 pm

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AntiCrewMult wrote:

I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

That could get messy.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:41 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

AntiCrewMult wrote:

I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

Solid choices...

I hope this means you would make the save with a chair shot.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:43 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

AntiCrewMult wrote:

I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

Solid choices...

I hope this means you would make the save with a chair shot.

Uh......yeah....yeah. A chair shot.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:53 pm

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AntiCrewMult wrote:

I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

How big are your hands?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:55 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

AntiCrewMult wrote:

I WOULD CHOKE DOUCHEBAG, ORIGINAL CAIRO KID AND ROGER PARK BRYAN AT THE SAME TIME.

How big are your hands?

Well we know this mult isn't Spaulding. Unless she has man-hands.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:03 pm

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I would chop mine off and sell it to somebody that wanted a fourth arm.

#monit-ize everything

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:04 pm

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:04 pm

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They'd have to glue mine to my forehead

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:27 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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So we know who was behind the Mini-Ditka mult...

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:03 pm

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I would be the most ridiculous guitar player ever...

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:12 pm

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Would I have grown that arm, or would I have been born with it?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:27 pm

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Use it to grab my third leg.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:48 pm

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Play N64.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:56 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I would be the most ridiculous guitar player ever...

No more need for a capo.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:19 pm

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Sure would make cartwheels easier!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:45 pm

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you make me wish i had...four hands! eh eh eh...charlie murphy!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:55 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

I love her, and by proxy, I'm starting to really like that show. But it's mostly her. The other characters are tolerable.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:08 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I love her, and by proxy, I'm starting to really like that show. But it's mostly her. The other characters are tolerable.

She is perfect...to me

I liked her ever since that 8 simple rules show.

Dont really love this Big Bang theory show but Ill watch it

the Big Bang porn parody is excellent though

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: If you had a third arm...

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:21 am