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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:10 pm 
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Happy Racelog, y'all!

I hope Newman races better than he sings, after that Coke commercial.

Hello friend.

Everybody to the pit road.

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That's what we call a Helton Special, jackref.


I have no idea what that refers to.

Can I take Denny Hamlin to win this race? Total screwjob ending is going to happen. Kurt takes out his brother Kyle and Hamlin jumps in Jimmie Johnson's car to capture the checkered flag. SWERVE!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:12 pm 
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That's what we call a Helton Special, jackref.

Anytime they don't show what was picked up off the track. It is a bogus caution. Like this one.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:14 pm 
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So its fixed? They call a caution just to get guys to pit row for fuel and tire changes?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:16 pm 
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Did Stenhouse get Danica the Lucky Dog?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:18 pm 
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We got a crash. Danica's boyfriend got spun. My guy Dillon has damage. I want to change my pick. :(

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So its fixed? They call a caution just to get guys to pit row for fuel and tire changes?


But of course not. The racing action makes it impossible to fix a race. The action can be tailored, but only to the benefit of all involved and those great fans at home!!


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jackref wrote:
So its fixed? They call a caution just to get guys to pit row for fuel and tire changes?

That is scandalous!!!! And probably true.

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So its fixed? They call a caution just to get guys to pit row for fuel and tire changes?


But of course not. The racing action makes it impossible to fix a race. The action can be tailored, but only to the benefit of all involved and those great fans at home!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:23 pm 
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By the way jackref, the:


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Aaron's Lucky Dog Free Pass

is given to the first driver closest to, but not on the lead lap. Right Chair?

Back to you.......

That's exactly right. Drivers call also not pit under caution can skip pitting and get waived around, regaining a lap.

Green flag! Truex and Kyle B lead them off.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:24 pm 
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Uh oh, Biffle is already only 6 behind JPM. That might have been a bad call.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:25 pm 
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Lap 50 of 334.

Truex, Kyle B, JJ, Vickers, Gordon.

33 cars on the lead lap. Danica and Austin Dillon not among them...

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:26 pm 
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Uh oh, Biffle is already only 6 behind JPM. That might have been a bad call.



Of course it was a bad call, you took Juan Pablo Montoya. :P


But Scorehead said....

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Love the multi-line racing, and the Gyro-Cam!


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JPM is battling for 12th.
The #10 car is battling 1 lap down.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Uh oh, Biffle is already only 6 behind JPM. That might have been a bad call.



Of course it was a bad call, you took Juan Pablo Montoya. :P


But Scorehead said....

How many Nascar races has Scorehead won?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:31 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Uh oh, Biffle is already only 6 behind JPM. That might have been a bad call.



Of course it was a bad call, you took Juan Pablo Montoya. :P


But Scorehead said....

How many Nascar races has Scorehead won?


I'm thinking in his drugged out decade of the '70s he probably won a couple and doesn't remember.

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Great Moments in Houston Homer History!!



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Pictures?


The people here who need to have them, do.
I'm sorry, you're not on the list. :D



I have one. 8) 8) 8)

You would

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JPM is battling for 12th.
The #10 car is battling 1 lap down.


She's simply laying low and plotting her next move. She'll be there in the end.


I would've preferred "she'll get it in the end".

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So how much advantage is there being in the pole postion or top 5 spots?


It's always best to be on the pole.


I just KNEW you'd beat me to that! :P

I'm back!

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So I read that Stenhouse is going to have a tear-off main sponsor decal next week. I wonder how that sponsor will look in the garage.

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So how much advantage is there being in the pole postion or top 5 spots?


It's always best to be on the pole.


I just KNEW you'd beat me to that! :P

I'm back!


And better than ever!

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Uh oh, Biffle is already only 6 behind JPM. That might have been a bad call.



Of course it was a bad call, you took Juan Pablo Montoya. :P


I'll see you at Watkins Glen... :evil:

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Lap 70 of 334.

Truex Jr. and Kyle B neck and neck for the lead. 7-time, Gordon and Kenseth Top 5.

32 cars on the lead lap. Danica is the 5th car one lap down. She is only 7 spots ahead of Houston Homer, who did not enter the race.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:37 pm 
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Uh oh, Biffle is already only 6 behind JPM. That might have been a bad call.



Of course it was a bad call, you took Juan Pablo Montoya. :P


I'll see you at Watkins Glen... :evil:


What time is the race tonight? The other one.....

Chinese Grands Prix is at 1am local time. I will be up.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:38 pm 
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Well friends, and KS, it's been fun. But I soon have to leave for a fundraiser.

I keep telling people I don't need the money. But, it just seems rude to say no.

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Bobby Labonte needs to listen to his doctors and get back out on the track.

Cousin Carl about to blow his motor.

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I am really struggling with the flow of the race. I don't think all the close ups and quick cuts help. Can't they just have a larger pan out view so you can see more cars in relation to each other on the track to really see what is going on?

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Caution!!!

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In a racing-related sidebar, our local dirt track may not open this year, and is for sale.

My buddy was severely injured there last May in a Modified race, and recently took a step backwards in his rehab :(

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