JEN PATTERSON

TheDawg · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:45 am

I guess she is jen Patterson when she is the professional news reader, but Jen Jen "the lil miss stop yourself engine" when doing promotions, if thats what you call meeting her at the Verizon store in Rolling Meadows from 2-4.

Wanna play the Blonde Bimbo, then play the blonde bimbo

Drummin Don · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:53 am

Caught her reading the news for the first time this morning, and I must say that "professional" is not the word that came to mind to describe her abilities, (or lack thereof) while reading the news.

Blonde bimbo? Yes

Professional? Maybe at being a bimbo, but not at news reading.

BD · **Joined:** Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:05 pm **Posts:** 12450

Drummin Don wrote:

Caught her reading the news for the first time this morning, and I must say that "professional" is not the word that came to mind to describe her abilities, (or lack thereof) while reading the news.

Blonde bimbo? Yes

Professional? Maybe at being a bimbo, but not at news reading.

Definitely does not have a voice for radio.

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:39 am

BD wrote:

Drummin Don wrote:

Caught her reading the news for the first time this morning, and I must say that "professional" is not the word that came to mind to describe her abilities, (or lack thereof) while reading the news.

Blonde bimbo? Yes

Professional? Maybe at being a bimbo, but not at news reading.

Definitely does not have a voice for radio.

I find her voice and persona quite amusing. She's the most entertaining aspect of the North debacle. As for her lack of professionalism, you guys do realize you're listening to the Score, right?

cooler · **Joined:** Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:37 pm **Posts:** 851

Ya got the bubble headed bleach blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die - give me dirty laundry

The Eagles ~ Dirty Laundry

Bagels · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:30 pm

Actually I think that's Don Henley, not the Eagles :wink:

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:36 pm

Baku wrote:

Actually I think that's Don Henley, not the Eagles :wink:

Either way, it's unlistenable.

cooler · **Joined:** Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:37 pm **Posts:** 851

Don Henley originally but The Eagles also recorded/performed it as part of their "Farewell 1" tour.

you can watch The Eagles perform it HERE

Bagels · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:43 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

Baku wrote:

Actually I think that's Don Henley, not the Eagles :wink:

Either way, it's unlistenable.

No argument there

Chus · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:19 pm

BD wrote:

Drummin Don wrote:

Caught her reading the news for the first time this morning, and I must say that "professional" is not the word that came to mind to describe her abilities, (or lack thereof) while reading the news.

Blonde bimbo? Yes

Professional? Maybe at being a bimbo, but not at news reading.

Definitely does not have a voice for radio.

She has a voice for magazines.

bigfan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:13 pm

I think the Score should leave Blonde Bimbo selections to COOLER or

THE SCORE POLL OF THE DAY

I still cant believe they dont have a hot chick working there for Live events. Or bring back the Honey Bears on their own and just make them hot! Who cares if they can dance

BD · **Joined:** Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:05 pm **Posts:** 12450

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:29 am

Keeping Score wrote:

I'd do her

Yes. As would I.

spmack · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:46 am

Someone emailed yesterday that Jen is the Paris Hilton of the Score - famous for being famous, and that's it. Today she was mentioned that Licorice was sitting on Mike's porch, which is funny considering that Lic has been dead for what almost a year?

Bagels · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:48 am

spmack wrote:

Today she was mentioned that Licorice was sitting on Mike's porch, which is funny considering that Lic has been dead for what almost a year?

Mike probably had him stuffed by a taxodermist to preserve the memories

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:36 am

i noticed that too this morning...JAWS. :wink:

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:39 am

doug - evergreen park wrote:

i noticed that too this morning...JAWS. :wink:

You might be onto something there Doug.

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:49 am

I don't think JAWS is Jen.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82241

We know that both Rock and Fred read the board. Both Rock and Jen have previously posted.

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:17 am

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I don't think JAWS is Jen.

Okay, then you're not onto anything then Doug.

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:31 am

http://score670.com/phpBB/profile.php?m ... ofile&u=69

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:32 am

Jen does read the board. I know that for a fact.

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:33 am

Interesting link Spmack. If that's really her, she's been a member for two years and hasn't posted a single entry.

Bagels · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:57 am

Kid Cairo wrote:

If that's really her, she's been a member for two years and hasn't posted a single entry.

Gee, I can't imagine why....

IkeSouth wrote:

jen if youre listening i would eat your butthole if you let me wash it first. my hands and soap not yours its hard to trust in situations as this

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:59 am

Still my favorite post of all time! My Guy!

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:53 pm

Actually I'm not sure if the profile is really hers, but she has posted as a guest before. Then she left it alone once people started acting as though they were her.

Mr. Belvidere · **Joined:** Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:04 am **Posts:** 2251

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