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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:42 pm 
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She sounds troubled. Not the good troubled, either...


Right. This is "run you over with a car" crazy.


Dont blow this for me!!!


It's OK anonymous sorority girl... They dont 'get' you like I do.


You....

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Dan turns his head at the keg for one minute and POOF.... we're gone.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dan turns his head at the keg for one minute and POOF.... we're gone.

Dibs on sloppy thirds, broheim. 8)


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Kirkwood wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dan turns his head at the keg for one minute and POOF.... we're gone.

Dibs on sloppy thirds, broheim. 8)


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I need to see her picture before I read that. . . for the proper frame of reference, of course.


My money is on her being a butterface...

Especially based on the fact that this is a low level sorority, in terms of the "greek life" :roll:

If I had to guess, this is the Omega Moo's, and the frat they're paired with was chosen because they're on some sort of probation.

Woo Douchiness!

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Is there proof a female authored this teenaged-male diatribe? Way too many uses of the word "fucking" as an adjective for me to think it's a girl. That's a staple descriptor used by an angry male on the internet. How many women call each other "asswipes?"

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I find great comfort that someone from Deadspin is emailing the entire Maryland student body attempting to get a pic

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I find great comfort that someone from Deadspin is emailing the entire Maryland student body attempting to get a pic

Well shit, that was a given

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Motherfuckers!!! Quit trying to analyze this and ruin the fantasy I have in my mind. It's funny and she typed Caller Bob PUNT.



Hey anonymous sorority girl, I totally think we should go ring shopping next weekend....

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Is there proof a female authored this teenaged-male diatribe? Way too many uses of the word "fucking" as an adjective for me to think it's a girl. That's a staple descriptor used by an angry male on the internet. How many women call each other "asswipes?"

Greek life is serious shit. 100% authentic. No doubt about it.


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Is there proof a female authored this teenaged-male diatribe? Way too many uses of the word "fucking" as an adjective for me to think it's a girl. That's a staple descriptor used by an angry male on the internet. How many women call each other "asswipes?"


Yeah. I'm leaning toward this being a dude until proven otherwise.

The whole thing smacks of penis...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The whole thing smacks of penis...


If anyone would know...

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I keep clicking on this thread thinking it will be about ASFB.

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Northside_Dan wrote:
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The whole thing smacks of penis...


If anyone would know...


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Yeah. I'm leaning toward this being a dude until proven otherwise.


I'm of this opinion as well.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Zizou wrote:
Is there proof a female authored this teenaged-male diatribe? Way too many uses of the word "fucking" as an adjective for me to think it's a girl. That's a staple descriptor used by an angry male on the internet. How many women call each other "asswipes?"


Yeah. I'm leaning toward this being a dude until proven otherwise.

The whole thing smacks of penis...

You fuckin conspiracy guys wont believe anything


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Fuck you guys.

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CNN is reporting it's a girl. So there you go.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Is there proof a female authored this teenaged-male diatribe? Way too many uses of the word "fucking" as an adjective for me to think it's a girl. That's a staple descriptor used by an angry male on the internet. How many women call each other "asswipes?"


Yeah. I'm leaning toward this being a dude until proven otherwise.

The whole thing smacks of penis...

You fuckin conspiracy guys wont believe anything


:lol:

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you guys lathering your knobs fantasizing about a dude! :lol:

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BTW, Ill see your gratuitous use of FUCKING and raise you a HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME?


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you guys lathering your knobs fantasizing about a dude! :lol:

This would be funny if it were a picture.


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Wayne Stylie where are you?? I need some help in this thread.

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I love this fucking bitch.

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What are you wearing, "Crazy Sorority Girl"?


Khakis?
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Why cant we just enjoy craziness?

Whats the rush to declare everything not cool or written by a man?


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BTW, Ill see your gratuitous use of FUCKING and raise you a HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME?


I'll concede "sports game." But that could also be a red herring, to make the reader think it was a dumb sorority bitch. Couldn't you picture some guy thinking this was his overly clever parrying thrust to throw internet detectives off his scent?


Sorry to ruin everyone's afternoon jack off fantasy.

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Whoa bros, Sigma Nu? Don't trust anything out of that fucking sorority, brah. I knew this one girl, Tammy Buekler, who was this total fucking nag always bitching about us toilet papering their sorority house. And most of the time it was either Bryce or Troy doing that shit.

Fuck, one year Kyle Stohler and AJ3 went up to Becky Lintler's dorm and fucking totally washed out her whole floor with a kegerator that broke. They blamed it on Stacy Barker because she was too fucking high to try and carry it. But it was a total mess, bro, for reals.

I don't know too many bitches that fuck with Sigma Nu anymore because they're just stuck up ice whores. Aimee Darner and Caila Menkin still hang around and Tony V said his girlfriend saw one of them at Plato's Closet laughin his ass off. Funny shit, bros.

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Zizou wrote:
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BTW, Ill see your gratuitous use of FUCKING and raise you a HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME?


I'll concede "sports game." But that could also be a red herring, to make the reader think it was a dumb sorority bitch. Couldn't you picture some guy thinking this was his overly clever parrying thrust to throw internet detectives off his scent?


Sorry to ruin everyone's afternoon jack off fantasy.

First of all, you can do no wrong with me, so save the apology.


And its not a jack off fantasy. Its just funny in a HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUTJOB kind of way.


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