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The new Progressive ad makes me want to

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Have you peeps seen the ad on TV with the uber-annoying lady telling Sloth and the Zombies are blocked from their cable?

"it's Chamomile"...............

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...didn't need to see that...

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Sorry KI, I should've given a NSFW warning.

not safe for work, not safe for life.

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You could also edit that post. Disgusting, man.

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Sod off, look at what we're dealing with here.

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Why does every commercial involving a child have to use a nasally one? The little fucking brat in the "astronaut ice cream...in space....spacesssssshhhhhhh" ad makes me want to punch my radio.

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That's children. They just have annoying voices. They simply should not be in radio ads.

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I'm ready to kill those banjo guys

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People in this thread sure are angry.

How angry are they?

Angrier than Gloopan Kuratz at at a Mac & Spiegs remote.

[banjo music.]

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Children's voices are annoying, but I love the one that goes like

"Is it better to be a fast athlete or a slow athlete?"
"If you're a fast athlete, they put your face on a cereal box."
"What if you're a slow athlete?"
"They put your face on a can of corn."

The confidence and certainty with which he delivers such an uncertain conclusion this overrides any kid voice gripes.

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There's a new McDonald's commercial with people saying "AAAHHHHHHHH" after sipping a beverage.

Awful.

And, unfortunately, that Scottish fuck is back. The TV spots aren't bad but the radio ones are irritating.

I've only purchased Pennington since this Scotsman started screaming at me.

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Get Larry "The Social Assassin" David in there!

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The guy who looks like Danny Bonaduce who says...

"Feed your lawn with Scotts this weekend. Go on...Feed it!"

Dany Bonad...
christ nevermind.

Yes. That's the chap.

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Darkside, that's who the guy looks like!

DALLAS thinks SHARK needs an eye exam.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

These eyes don't lie, Dallas. The Scotts' guy doesn't sound like Danny Bonaduce, but he looks him now.

Oh SHARK, your eyes are lying bitches. Go see the Aymond & Horn looking Aymond & Horn.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Can't help you with that one.

These It's Just Lunch ads are killing me. For those who haven't heard, it's some guy basically going "suuuuuure, maaaaaybe you'll meet a girl on the internet, and oooooooh, you'll faalllll in looooove, and she'll be soooooooooo beautiful, and you'll even ride talking unicorns to your honeymoon" and so on, telling people to just join their dating service and meet people that way.

For a good time, read It's Just Lunch reviews on yelp. It's basically the Glengarry Glen Ross of dating. Apparently the door to their small unmarked office is locked and has a peephole so they can make sure it's not someone angrily demanding a refund. Apparently this service is loaded with desperate women and the same five or six men, whom they keep rejecting. I'll stick with the internet and the hopes of talking unicorns.

I'm also getting annoyed with this McDonald's ad where some vaguely Sherman Hemsley-sounding guy gives the business to a telemarketer before drinking a some sort of upscale-branded slurpee, at which point he basically goes "WHUUUUUT WHY I SHO NUFF WANT WHAT YO SELLIN." It's really, really, really gross.

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There's some bug in the Score stream that causes the Constant Contact commercial to be replayed five consecutive times during every single commercial break. NO I DO NOT WANT TO REACH MORE CUSTOMERS FOR MY SMALL BUSINESS

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Hey, they said "constant," they meant it.

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CBS Radio is probably the red headed step child of the CBS conglomerate but how the fuck can they still not have a functioning stream?

Their video ads fuck everything up with the stream:

1. When I mute the stream that means I don't want to hear anything. Somehow the video ads override the mute.

2. Disables the stop button so when the ads get jacked up you have to reload the page to stop them from looping over and over.

Fuck You Stream!

I would have to say the most obnoxious ad running lately is a TV ad for the AdCouncil,
where the bitch says "Sure you don't want some? It's Chamomile...." and then proceeds
to extol the scary virtues of an ax wielding zombie but that she's afraid it will give her
kids nightmares, so she has to block them.

"So that's ee-itttttt".

Bullet in the head.

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