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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:16 pm 
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Big Dave has added about thirty pounds and is likely returning to WWE. Color me excited. Let this serve as a guest booking thread for the return. Here's where I go.

Batista is promo'd for weeks. He opens the show. He accepts the fan reception. Regardless of the way he departed, everyone will cheer him. He does a ten minute promo about what he's been doing, and why he returned. He says "You don't know why I'm back, but you'll know by the end of the night. Oh and you'll see me for the next three hours." Hook em' in for the ratings. The main event is Randy Orton v Miz w/ Flair. Before the match, Batista's music hits, and he comes out for commentary. During the match, Miz goes for a Figure-2 1/2, and Flair comes in to show him how to do it. As Miz twists Orton's leg, Flair gives him the low blow from behind. Batista comes in, and they proceed to destroy Miz. Batista, Orton, and Flair stand together, and Big Dave grabs the mic. He says this is the revolution. This isn't your COO's faction. This is The Revolution.

Hunter comes out the following week, and says he needs to kill what he created. The Evolution reunion cannot happen. He recruits Sheamus, blah blah, and two NXT guys to stop Revolution. It leads to a six-man at SummerFest. Sheamus and the NXT guys v Batista and Orton. Right as Sheamus goes for Batista's finisher, the NXT guys are putting their thumbs down from outside the cage I just added to the match. As Batista looks, they turn their thumbs up. Batista and Orton destroy Sheamus, as Flair unlocks the cage he used to lock them out. The Revolution is Batista, Orton, and two NXT guys to get a rub like the original Evolution. All with Flair as Manager. Hunter, who was in the corner of the Sheamus team, is laid out and bloodied. Hell, break his arm again. Shave the logo in his head. Burn him with dry ice or a cigarette. What Big Dave wants, Big Dave gets.

You can do big match deals with Hunter v Batista or Orton. But, while that's drawing for PPV's you're building the two young guys like Evolution built Batista and Orton. If you want to just give me your damn money, I'll give you my PayPal account information. I understand.

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This works for me. It also doesn't include Rocky, Punk, Cena, Brock which are all positives in my book.

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Anything to bury Ryback on the depth chart.

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