It's a sign of the kind of week it's been that an NFL owner is basically two steps away from being indicted by a federal grand jury and no one noticed.

This affidavit is absolutely wild: http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/687037-affadavit.html

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The tl;dr read version is that Pilot salespeople were telling customers that they'd get rebates based on the cost of oil, then screw them.

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Sounds more like an NHL owner than an NFL owner, if you ask me.

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I was reading about this yesterday on PFT but its the browns.....something always goes wrong with that organization. If their prized TE isn't moonlighting as a RoughRider then their team hospital is incubating staph infections.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I mean, there's so much great stuff here. Like the salespeople talking to each other about why they aren't running the scam on the postal service:

"Actually we're a legitimate cost plus six. Cause you know why? I do not want to get thrown in jail."
"That's a pretty good point."

Yeah, salesbro, turns out its a federal felony when you do it to private vendors, too. Interstate commerce and all that.

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It just gets better for Browns fans.