We had it down to 2014 before that Johnson crack.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Is George Webb worth dragging my ass up to Kenosha for a burger run?

Hawger, you a fan of Kopp's? I always make a stop when heading up to the northwoods.

Thanks Hawger. No, I wasn't involved. I did have some trouble with my dump truck last night though.

Yes, but there are several really good custard and burger places around here. I seemed to have found to many of them.

That John Axford is back.

Jim Trdinich is the Pirates' director of baseball communications.........says Brewers have to be doing some illegal shit at Miller Park:


http://deadspin.com/jim-trdinich-is-the-pirates-director-of-baseball-commun-486353635?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

I really hate to disappoint you, but the Milwaukee Brewers will never win a World Series again.

EDIT: Of course, the use of the word "again" was inappropriate, as they have never previously won a single World Series title, much less twenty-seven (27). I guess I was thinking of the Milwaukee Braves, a team that loved playing in Milwaukee so much that they left town.

Do we still get a free burger if we lose 12 straight games?

Mike Vassallo ‏@MikeVassallo13 4m
Congrats to Jean Segura, named NL Player of the Week for 5/6-5/12 (10-20, .500, 2hr, 2rbi, 5 runs, .950 SLG, .545 OBP).


Best trade ever!

Awesome, but the wheels have fallen off of the wagon. Their pitching staff couldn't get me and you out.

I was a pretty good ballplayer Hawger.

What about Dan Bernstein? Would he turn on, and rake, a Brewers' fastball?

Stones, Adam Dunn would hit .400 against this staff.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Jean Segura is a ballplayer...christ.

He keeps hitting and he may be as good as Starlin Castro was...one day...

edit: Soon as I'm done typing this he hits a two run double. Makes me look good.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Starlin Castro also makes the plays Segura cannot.

I've seen limited Jean Segura plays in the field...but Castro seems to be the more explosive fielder.

We are officially worse than the Cubs.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Lohse to miss start with elbow issue


Kyle Lohse will miss his next Brewers start with what manager Ron Roenicke called “irritation” in the veteran’s right elbow, a potentially troubling development considering Lohse is nine starts into a three-year, $33 million contract. He began feeling discomfort “two or three starts ago,” Roenicke said, and was recovering slower than usual between starts.

Another right-hander, Mike Fiers, will take Lohse’s turn on Saturday against the Pirates at Miller Park. Lohse is tentatively scheduled to return to the rotation for one of the Brewers’ games at Minnesota next week.

“He could go out and pitch,” Roenicke said. “But because he didn’t have a Spring Training, we would rather try to get rid of this, so we’re going to bump him a start.”

Is an elbow issue a red flag?

“He didn’t seem that concerned about it, so I’m hoping that it’s not that big a deal,” Roenicke said.

Lohse is 1-5 this season despite a respectable 3.79 ERA, mostly because he has the worst run support (2.11 runs per game) of the 59 National League starters with enough innings to qualify for the ERA title. The Brewers are 2-7 when he starts and have scored eight total runs in the seven losses, with more than one run in only two of those games.

Fiers started the season in the Major League pitching’ rotation but was bumped to the Minors after losing his season debut against the D-backs, then recalled to the Brewers’ bullpen when left-hander Tom Gorzelanny was placed on the disabled list. Fiers was the winning pitcher Tuesday night after escaping a bases-loaded, one-out pickle in the fourth inning and going on to work 1 2/3 scoreless frames against the Dodgers.