First off, I hope no one was killed or seriously injured in the accident.

But....

Fuck the WI state police!

I, along with a couple hundred of my friends, got stopped north of 142 on 94 last night due to an accident. We sat there for nearly two and a half fucking hours.

After two and a half fucking hours, we finally started moving again. When I passed through the accident scene, there was little evidence left of what had happened. The authorities had thouroughly cleaned up the site.

So in those two and a half fucking hours, not one thought was given as to how to re-route traffic around the scene. Nope. Let those fuckers sit there until we've swept up every last pebble on the roadway.

That was some bullshit.

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It probably involved some type of hazardous material and they had to completely clean it up. I doubt they did it just to fuck with people.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I've wondered about the Wisconsin State Police ever since I saw Bridesmaids and found out they hire illegal Irish immigrants and allow them to drive their girlfriends to weddings on the taxpayers' dime.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I guess I'm not saying that they were purposely fucking with us, it just seems like the thought of moving traffic never occurred to them.

There were shoulders that they didn't need to block. They could have turned cars around.

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They were trying to contain some government science project gone horribly wrong. Consider yourself lucky they didn't eliminate everyone on the road that day.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You don't have a couple hundred friends.

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I know. I under-estimated for humility's sake.

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I'm thinking this is all Keeping Score's fault.

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Lord Calvert is an evil evil man.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

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Dragged tank spits sparks that ignite fuel
Published 26 minutes ago

A dump truck's loosened fuel tank caught fire Wednesday night on Interstate 94, causing detours for about two hours. Sparks from the tank as it scraped the pavement lit leaking fuel about 8:24 p.m. near the Highway 142 southbound exit ramp, officials said. Check www.kenoshanews.com later and read the next day's Kenosha News for more details.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

See, V?

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Good. No one was hurt. Now I can enjoy guilt-free anger!

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What's to be angry about? If there was an exit available you probably would have gotten off so I presume you were already past the last exit before the accident site . If so what are they supposed to do with you? Back up hundreds of cars on an interstate? And if I recall that is a construction zone so u-turns are also impossible.

Weak nomination.

http://goo.gl/maps/gFdnM

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