Sad face.

I apologize for thinking you were unable to see what it was that I was doing there.

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Let us bury the hatchet and find common ground in the refreshing feeling of hatred for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

I am a Roman Catholic believer in the Lord Jesus Christ, and a man of peace, so I do not wish for too many tremendously bad things to happen to this franchise and its players. I will be satisfied when they return to their rightful position in last place, preferably in a different division. For God's sake, Bud Selig, Tampa Bay IS NOT AN AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST CITY, MAN!

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My god how much longer until Beckham is back. I can't take any more of Keppinger at second base.

Is this ump afraid to call a god damn strike. I expect robin or coop to get run any time now.

The Swamp Donkey ran into one.

Oh my god Chris Sale just pitched 7 innings and gave up 2 runs despite the fact that his velocity has gone down THE LAST TWO YEARS! That's fucking amazing!

FIVE whole runs! An offensive explosion!

I was glad to see them get 3 runs of Hellickson while he was struggling in the 1st. Outside of that pitch to Dunn, he really settled in so it was good they got him early.



An aside, the "Reeder, Dunner" talk and the pie commercials.....uber lame.

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Oi' vey.

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Team Cutler.

What is that mean?

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As Hawk said, "The will to win."


Fuck advanced metrics!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Hawk said it repeatedly when he was on MLB Network with Brian Kenny and Harold Reynolds. Kept saying there are no stats that can count for TWTW. While his point of stats can't account for intangibles is valid, he sounded like an old drunk lunatic saying it.

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Team Cutler.

He sounds like an old drinky lunatic when he says a lot of things.

I still love the crazy old bastard. It will be a sad day for White Sox baseball when he retires and/or when he passes on.

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This has been a special read...that's for damn sure.

SHARK

Can you please start adding nicknames back into your lineup posts?

Also, how do you feel about Fausto Carmona changing his name to Roberto Hernandez?

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The key is not the will to win... everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important.

Bobby Knight

I haven't given it much thought. It seems a little confusing trying to explain the whole Roberto Hernandez thing.

Fausto Carmona changed his name back to his real name of Roberto Hernandez.

That wasn't that hard.

Giggity.

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I know there was another Roberto Hernandez, and he was once a closer for the White Sox many years ago.

That's true.

I remember him as well.

Was he the closer on the 1993 team?

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Yes. That Roberto saved 38 for the 1993 A.L. West Champion White Sox. The guys on the Sox Radio Network last night couldn't quite explain the whole Fausto Carmona/Roberto Hernandez connection during their broadcast of the current White Sox 5-2 winner over the Rays.

Thanks again SHARK.

And here is the info for the broadcast team in case they have trouble again.

"In January 2012, Dominican police arrested Hernández after he left the U.S. Consulate, accusing him of using a false identity to obtain a visa. Police reported his real name as Roberto Heredia Hernández, and that he is three years older than he reported. The Indians placed Hernández on the restricted list. Officials in both countries received assistance in the case by a woman in the Dominican Republic who claimed she falsified a birth certificate for Hernández in exchange for $26,000, but when Hernandez's father failed to pay her, she contacted the authorities."

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There are 2 notable changes in this eve's White Sox lineup. They're in BOLD type.

Here's the Sox lineup vs. Tampa's Roberto Hernandez:
30 Alejandro De Aza LF (L)
1 Tyler Greene 2B (R)
51 Alex Rios RF (R)
32 Adam Dunn DH (L)
14 Paul Konerko 1B (R)
12 Conor Gillaspie 3B (L)
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R)
38 Hector Gimenez C (S)
28 Dewayne Wise CF (L)
Starting Pitcher: 44 Jake Peavy (RHP; 2-1, 3.20 ERA)

According to the White Sox official Twitter account, Jeff Keppinger has a back spasm and will not play tonight. Too early to say if Keppinger's back might send him to an already crowded disabled list.

As for the Rays vs. Peavy:
20 Matt Joyce RF (L)
19 Ryan Roberts 2B (R)
18 Ben Zobrist SS (S)
3 Evan Longoria 3B (R)
21 James Loney 1B (L)
1 Sean Rodriguez LF (R)
2 Kelly Johnson DH (L)
28 Jose Molina C (R)
5 Sam Fuld CF (R)
Starting Pitcher: 40 Roberto Hernandez (RHP; 1-3, 4.74 ERA)

Can Tyler Greene play shortstop??

Peavy increased his TWTW tonight to 14.6.

Awesome.

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Gavin's hurt. meh.

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I don't like De Aza in left field either.

What happened to Gavin?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Excessive badness.

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