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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:36 pm

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Awesome.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:44 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

What a f@g.

But seriously, it'll be interesting to see how his teammates treat him if he's signed.

He doesnt have team mates, he might not be signed.

When a professional athlete in a major sport comes out of the closet WHILE HE IS PLAYING...he gets to wear the T shirt "I CAME OUT FIRST!"

I Guess if Collins gets signed he can wear it.

Good for him

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:33 pm

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Who gives a shit? He joins a long list of professional athletes that take it up the ass:

Isiah Thomas
Eric Lindros
Mike Piazza
Scott Podsednik
Pretty much every kicker and punter in NFL history
Most of the 2004 Chicago Cubs
A-Roid
Mickey Charles Mantle

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:57 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

More importantly, Stanford seems to be the down low capital of the college sports world.

Lennay Kekua wrote:

Kwame Harris as well...and I have a theory that Tiger is running from something as well

What, he likes the Perkins waiters?

Didn't the quality of his infidelities seem like he was trying really hard to look straight?

"Hey, I love women so much I'd schtoop this low for it"

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:58 pm

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SHARK wrote:

George Stephanopoulos has landed the first interview with Jason Collins since his admission to Sports Illustrated about coming out of the closet. George will chat with Jason in what ABC News is billingly as EXCLUSIVE tomorrow on "Good Morning America" as well as other ABC News platforms.

I'm not good with this...is that considered irony?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:01 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Coming out of the closet? What does that mean?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:03 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

I guess they aren't dating anymore....but looking up a picture....my goodness.......what would you boys do with that?

Most CSFMB board members wrote:

Ew! That's way too big. It scares me.

the woman's thigh fat is stretching the limits of the pants but we are the crazy one's for not finding it attractive...you been bamboozled

I believe thats the ass stretching the pants, not the thighs

look above the knee, that material is groaning

do you guys think Hillary Clinton's cankles are hot?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:05 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

piss off sister

why didn't you add clay mathews jr

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:22 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

What, he likes the Perkins waiters?

Didn't the quality of his infidelities seem like he was trying really hard to look straight?

"Hey, I love women so much I'd schtoop this low for it"

Im on board with that. That sounds right.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:27 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

What, he likes the Perkins waiters?

Didn't the quality of his infidelities seem like he was trying really hard to look straight?

"Hey, I love women so much I'd schtoop this low for it"

Im on board with that. That sounds right.

So, Tiger is bi-sexual. I am glad we have that figured out.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:32 pm

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While we are on the topic, are those Russian/Turkish Baths that the Jacksons frequent gay?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:27 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Coming out of the closet? What does that mean?

He intentionally didn't answer.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:34 pm

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I will smack you with a tape dispenser...

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:36 pm

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Scotty Pods just runs a bit tippy-toey...if does eat burrito, his Beard-Lady is the hottest ever.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:43 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Scotty Pods just runs a bit tippy-toey...if does eat burrito, his Beard-Lady is the hottest ever.

It's a marriage of convenience, much like Tiger Woods and the Sweedish chick.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:57 pm

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that was a mighty expensive ruse.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:06 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

that was a mighty expensive ruse.

I'm pretty sure the 7 iron he took to the face didn't feel too good either.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:35 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

Scotty Pods just runs a bit tippy-toey...if does eat burrito, his Beard-Lady is the hottest ever.

It's a marriage of convenience, much like Tiger Woods and the Sweedish chick.

So the kids they had together, the divorce that cost him over 100 million.....all part of an elaborate ruse?? :roll:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jason Collins

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 8:18 am

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

Scotty Pods just runs a bit tippy-toey...if does eat burrito, his Beard-Lady is the hottest ever.

It's a marriage of convenience, much like Tiger Woods and the Sweedish chick.

So the kids they had together, the divorce that cost him over 100 million.....all part of an elaborate ruse?? :roll:

Great PR. Chills on the down low...but his people need him to look like a family man to sell the wholesome image to get the sponsors...because being burrito in sports is considered a no no....can't sell an athlete that likes the cock to people in the South...problem was that he brought home the Perkins busboy, and the Sweedish chick catches him.

Steak dinner boom.

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