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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:56 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Wait a tick...
So lusting after a woman (and not acting upon it) is adultry with her in his heart and thus a sin... but homosexual attraction is not a sin (so long as it's not acted upon)?

Apparently.

God is a weird dude.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:59 pm

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Peeps, please don't...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:59 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Wait a tick...
So lusting after a woman (and not acting upon it) is adultry with her in his heart and thus a sin... but homosexual attraction is not a sin (so long as it's not acted upon)?

Apparently.

God is a weird dude.

That's fucked up man.
So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?
And equally sinful if I did both?
Who writes this stuff?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:00 pm

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Darkside wrote:

So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?
And equally sinful if I did both?

Damn. How much seed are we talking here, Scott?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:01 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?
And equally sinful if I did both?

Damn. How much seed are we talking here, Scott?

Seed your friends!

SEED THEM!

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:03 pm

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Darkside wrote:

So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?

It goes further than that. It's not a sin to want to put your seed into Cairo. It's a sin to put your seed into Cairo. God wants you to resist your urge to put your seed into Cairo. He's not so forgiving if you covet the potential Mrs. Cairo.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:03 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Makes sense to me.

I bet it does Sally.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:04 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?

Mercy, Brick that was pretty much exactly what I was saying.
Good god what is in the water in NY?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:06 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?

Mercy, Brick that was pretty much exactly what I was saying.
Good god what is in the water in NY?

Well, you said "less sinful". I was pointing out it's not a sin at all. I guess that is what you meant. My mistake. Accept my apology.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:07 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Well, you said "less sinful". I was pointing out it's not a sin at all. I guess that is what you meant. My mistake. Accept my apology.

I will. Because loving you is not a sin unless I actually do it.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:07 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So... being married, it's less sinful for me to want to plant my seeds into Cairo than his Girlfriend?

Mercy, Brick that was pretty much exactly what I was saying.
Good god what is in the water in NY?

Well, you said "less sinful". I was pointing out it's not a sin at all. I guess that is what you meant. My mistake. Accept my apology.

You're going to hell, Rick

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:09 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

You're going to hell, Rick

I'm ok with that.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:10 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

You're going to hell, Rick

I'm ok with that.

Im sayin, you wanna meet up at the bar?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:12 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

You're going to hell, Rick

I'm ok with that.

Im sayin, you wanna meet up at the bar?

Meeting men on the internet is a sin.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:14 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

You're going to hell, Rick

I'm ok with that.

Im sayin, you wanna meet up at the bar?

Meeting men on the internet is a sin.

Were already in hell, sins are appreciated

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Unnamed Wisconsin Church

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:03 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Seacrest, isnt there a possibility that the Bible does not represent God's Will in a 100% accurate way?

I'm listening...

Im no Christianity or Biblical scholar but it seemed like you were attributing the Bible to God as if He himself wrote it.

Its really just the writers interpretations

There are numerous letters that did not end up in the Bible.

My faith teaches that the Bible is the inspired word of God. In simpler terms, the authors of its books wrote what God wanted them to write.

A question for you, do you belive that Christ said, "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

I dont know if he said that. Id believe he did.

rogers park bryan wrote:

If one's thoughts are the same as actions, well that's a problem

A problem for whom?

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