Cairo is teaching a fucking class right now. Take notes, people...

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Before she got remarried, I used to always do something for him. Now, it is not my job or responsiblity.

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Get her an expired gift card or something. When your son gives it to her, he will get all the praise for giving a gift. When she tries to use it, she will know she been Cairoed...with your son not having to experience any of the unpleasantness.

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But seriously, I totally get that. And her guy would probably not be to keen on her getting flowers or something either...

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I like you Dolphin.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I used to live in worry that my daughter's mom would remarry and there would be competition with the Step Dad, but my daughter's old enough now where there will be no confusion.

And the guys she dates....cant compete with me, Im sorry, but it's true.

I French kiss.

Doesn't Everybody?

Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best!

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The whole step dad thing doesn't bother me at all, just don't think I should have to worry about that. I know him very well as he used to be a close friend, I am sure he takes care of it. I sure as hell will not be or have not done.

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Yeah, but it will suck at things like graduation...or whatever it is you country people do when you no longer go to school. I just experienced it this weekend with a First Communion. The bitch and her husband's family take up the assigned seats and ace everyone else out to the SRO section.

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That kind of stuff doesn't really bother me as she brought one of her boyfriends to one of my son's basketball games a couple of years ago. I was cordial - really no reason not to be. For some reason though, she's threatened by my relationship. I never understood that with women.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I deal with it and have had to deal with it, for about 10 years now. I will do just about anything for my child.

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'If she can't have you, nobody else can' mentality.

Plus, women are crazy.

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Simple but accurate...

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I always look at my brother's ex's husband (talk about fatiguing) with pity. He's a sucker and he knows it....like the campari in Goodfellas.

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I looked at it that way at first too, until I re-read it 3 times.

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She's still not over you.

Physical intimacy is spiritual with women. It's a much deeper connection often times then it is with men.

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Look it over again. Not an elegant equation but it balances

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Dolphin would make a fortune if he could trademark that expired gift card thing.

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I've looked over it 7 times and to me it still reads like gd's brother had a husband at one point.

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Nah, dolphin's right. It's just one of those things that is easier said out loud than printed...

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I understand. I had to re-read, but he said "my brother's ex's husband". It's very easy to miss that apostrophe the first couple of times.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

With how terrible good dolphin is at the quote function I think it's fair to think he is terrible with the ' function too.

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I have to think this business plan through.

You buy the gift card. The amount is exchanged but immediately recredited after a small user fee. You get the physical card but it has nothing on it. Make up some name Vista instead of Visa with the t so small that no one can see it so it looks like a Visa card.

This would be great for all the hated people in your life that you are forced to give a gift. Exes, teachers, cousins in Vancouver who invite you to their wedding at the last minute...

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Or just buy them, use them and then re-gift the blank cards.

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That business plan doesn't make me money. Plus, there is nothing like the FU when the cashier tells the person what a sucker they are for trying to use a Vista card.

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Yeah I thought it would bother me more but the one dude who has been serious enough to have the kids meet was a good enough guy

I think I was still hung up on her and that was the cause of my worry

You guys are really good fathers.







Except for one of you...

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