Hire Becca, the Maryland sorority girl to replace Collins

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Jiggles got herself knocked up and is in her mid 30s. Comcast only hires anchors with that type of resume.

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Yes, yes, 1000 times yes!!!!!

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They should get Susannah Collins' Sports Nutz co-host, Sam Raddock. They probably meant to hire her in the first place and only recently became aware of the error.

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Sports Nutz is better than 90% of the shows comcast currently airs with about equal production levels.

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Sports Nutz is way better than Gas Money. I dont know if its my perverted/childish sense of humor but i enjoyed Sports Nutz for what it was

Agreed...and they are both hotter than hell. While some of the Sports Nutz gags fell a little flat, those are the types of girls we'd love to watch -- good-looking, smart, funny, and knowledgeable about sports. Comcast is making a big mistake.

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+10

I so agree with this. It was hot and funny. Better than 95% of the shit on SNL. If I was Kimmell, I'd make it a segment on the show.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

let's not go too far on this, they aren't hot in the realm of women in the entertainment and I cannot tell if they are smart. I think Sports Nutz is funny but it is really just one trick pony type of humor.

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And being made to wear a football jersey does not confer sports knowledge. As far as hockey went, I don't think Susannah Collins ever really distinguished herself. I believe she habitually referred to the Blackhawks' second-biggest rival as the "Canooks." That's like talking about a big Sunday night game with the "Vickings."

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She may have been going for a Canadian accent.

Lower BC is actually pretty accent-neutral, and even so, I don't think there's a part of Canada where it does come out "Canooks."

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well hey, for a girl whose usual big sunday night games are with the "Dickings" she didn't do too bad for herself.

still, i'm in the extreme minority here as i found susannah to be a smug little annoying beee-yotch who thinks she's some hot shit and therefore threw it out there like we're supposed to do that comedic double-take a la david lee roth's head being turned in teh california girls video, but really, you're just susannah collins.... a chick who decided to go all out for a niche in conjunction with solid 7.5/10 aesthetics.... but still had to drop 500 latent cock references on youtube alongside str8up saying HELLO JEWISH PEOPLE on one video in order to get noticed.... i mean the legend is that she proudly featured sports nutz on her resume, so that says it all.

the only people who should miss her are the ppl from gas money clever enough to realize that during her little bouncing around song and dance / mugging-for-the-camera you could easily glance over and read the answers on her card. they'll miss her..... everyone else? it seems like they just wanna slag off on the blackhawks for something..... cuz yeah duh i mean she got on tv so obviously we'd all do her on the most visceral levels, but like, is there anything there that really endeared itself to you beyond the swordcase factor?

the answer, unequivocally, is no. but hey, since we're all bernstein disciples one way or another, when it comes time to manufacture some outrage and take up a cause, thank god that susannah the sports nut was there to catch a sports nut or 10 in the right place and get that gig that we'll remember forever...... that is assuming that the whole of reality collapses thanks to davros in approximately 3 months.

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