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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Jeff Burton each week if I am so compelled. The newly enshrined Cribbage Hall Of Famer and racelog co-host Keeping Score gets to pick Juan Pablo Montoya every week. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 43 spots available in this coyntest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).


Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


2. Driver picking priority will be based off of the weekly standings. Enforcement of rule #1 is ironclad and absolute, unless I feel otherwise or my belly is filled with party liquor. Whichever occurs first.
3. Up to 43 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Overall Standings
After Week 10

Total Pts._______________Driver
390 Terry's Peeps**_______Jimmie Johnson
333 Peoria Matt* ________Matt Kenseth
331 Dr. Ken_____________Jeff Gordon
323 Hawg Ass**__________Clint Bowyer
313 newper_____________Carl Edwards
306 Gloopan Kuratz*______Dale Earnhardt Jr.
303 Keeping Score_______*Kasey Kahne
299 K Effective__________NP-Juan Pablo Montoya
295 Apologist___________*Tony Stewart
292 Free Ajent__________NP-Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
289 RFDC_______________*Brad Keselowski
289 Otunga's Coffee Mug _Greg Biffle
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284 Hatchetman________Martin Truex Jr.
261 spanky______________NP-Paul Menard
257 Urlacher's missing neck_*Kevin Harvick
254 donspiracy___________Jeff Burton
253 SHARK_____________Jamie Mcmurray
253 chaspoppcap________NP-Casey Mears
238 sjboyd0137__________*Denny Hamlin
224 Scorehead___________*Kurt Busch
223 jimmypasta__________Landon Cassill
221 doug-ep*_____________*Kyle Busch
219 mcbrides*___________NP-Ryan Newman
214 City Of Fools________NP-Mark Martin
191 Hank Scorpio________Aric Almirola
152 Boilermaker Rick______NP-Bobby Labonte
*Dealbreaker award ______*2ndPick

Starting Lineup
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
Bojangles' Southern 500
Darlington Raceway - 5/11/2013
Provided by NASCAR Public Relations Statistics


Starting
Position Car# Driver Manu QualifyingSpeed(mph) QualifyingTime(secs)
1 78 Kurt Busch (PC4) Furniture Row Racing / Serta Chevy 181.918 27.032
2 48 Jimmie Johnson (PC3) Lowe's Emerald Green Chevy 180.974 27.173
3 18 Kyle Busch Doublemint Toyota 180.920 27.181
4 5 Kasey Kahne Time Warner Cable Chevy 180.741 27.208
5 56 Martin Truex Jr. NAPA Auto Parts Toyota 180.284 27.277
6 11 Denny Hamlin SportClips Toyota 180.158 27.296
7 20 Matt Kenseth (PC5) Home Depot / Husky Toyota 180.112 27.303
8 24 Jeff Gordon (PC6) Cromax Pro Chevy 180.105 27.304
9 16 Greg Biffle Meguiar's Ford 180.000 27.320
10 29 Kevin Harvick Budweiser Chevy 179.770 27.355
11 31 Jeff Burton Caterpillar Chevy 179.684 27.368
12 42 Juan Pablo Montoya Target Chevy 179.632 27.376
13 15 Clint Bowyer KFC Boneless Toyota 179.599 27.381
14 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. # Zest Ford 179.514 27.394
15 27 Paul Menard Menards / Pittsburgh Paints Chevy 179.468 27.401
16 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. National Guard Chevy 179.409 27.410
17 99 Carl Edwards Geek Squad Ford 179.004 27.472
18 43 Aric Almirola Smithfield Ford 178.822 27.500
19 13 Casey Mears GEICO Ford 178.815 27.501
20 14 Tony Stewart (PC2) Bass Pro Shops / Mobil 1 Chevy 178.750 27.511
21 39 Ryan Newman Quicken Loans Chevy 178.497 27.550
22 55 Mark Martin Aaron's Dream Machine Toyota 178.316 27.578
23 47 Bobby Labonte (PC7) Kingsford Charcoal Grill Out for Mom Toyota 178.219 27.593
24 9 Marcos Ambrose Stanley Ford 177.980 27.630
25 1 Jamie McMurray McDonald's Chevy 177.974 27.631
26 2 Brad Keselowski (PC1) Miller Lite Ford 177.961 27.633
27 51 Regan Smith (i) Hendrickcars.com Chevy 177.948 27.635
28 93 Travis Kvapil Burger King / Dr Pepper Toyota 177.730 27.669
29 38 David Gilliland Long John Silver's Ford 177.685 27.676
30 22 Joey Logano Shell Pennzoil Ford 177.653 27.681
31 34 David Ragan Peanut Patch Boiled Peanuts Ford 177.646 27.682
32 33 Landon Cassill Little Joe's Autos Chevy 177.300 27.736
33 83 David Reutimann Burger King / Dr Pepper Toyota 177.051 27.775
34 35 Josh Wise(i) MDS Transport Ford 176.670 27.835
35 98 Michael McDowell Curb Records Ford 176.657 27.837
36 95 Scott Speed Ford 176.359 27.884
37 7 Dave Blaney SANY Chevy 175.918 27.954
38 19 Mike Bliss(i) Plinker Tactical Toyota 175.874 27.961
39 30 David Stremme Swan Energy Toyota 175.748 27.981
40 10 Danica Patrick # GoDaddy.com Chevy 175.541 28.014
41 32 Timmy Hill # OXY Water Ford 175.128 28.080
42 36 J.J. Yeley Chevy 175.109 28.083
43 87 Joe Nemechek (i) RoyalTeakCollection.com Toyota 173.675 28.315



PC1 = is the first past champion eligible, PC2 is the 2nd...and so on if more

# Simoco Rookie of the Year candidate

(i) = driver not running for 2013 Sprint Cup Series Championship Drivers Points

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Last year, my pick finished 34th in this very race. However, in 2010, he finished 2nd & 9th a year later in 2011. I'm not sure how much "I'm lovin' it", but if he's available, I'll take my chances with this driver to tame the "Lady in Black" in Darlington, SC Saturday night.

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Nice. SHARK puts his signature on the McMurray pick.


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Nice. SHARK puts his signature on the McMurray pick.

That's their slogan... :wink:


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Welcome to the top Matt!

Well almost the top.

Sorry if the smell bothers you.

I had beans for lunch.

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Sorry if the smell bothers you.

I had beans for lunch.


beans?
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Welcome to the top Matt!

Well almost the top.

Sorry if the smell bothers you.

I had beans for lunch.



You're still my favorite top.


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