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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:33 pm 
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Where is the cooking show with the baby hanging off your left leg and the toddler screaming for a popsicle while you try to microwave a damn vegetable?

I think that cooking show was cancelled, apparently just as her 2nd child should have been...

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:57 pm 
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Where is the cooking show with the baby hanging off your left leg and the toddler screaming for a popsicle while you try to microwave a damn vegetable?

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:17 pm 
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I think that is a funny one.

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:37 pm 
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It would be funny if she didn't post like being a Mom is literally the hardest thing in the world to do. Everyday. Multiple times a day.

I don't have kids yet, and while I know that being a parent is not easy, its not like crawling thru the muck in Vietnam as she once compared it to.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Where is the cooking show with the baby hanging off your left leg and the toddler screaming for a popsicle while you try to microwave a damn vegetable?

Hero /\


I need confirmation on what type of vegetable she was microwaving. A stalk of broccoli? A rib of celery? A cob of corn?

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:04 am 
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Why The Face?

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Shark is looking for attention and you guys are there to provide it!

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We won!! So U would wonder why I m so mad then right !!!! Well here we go back to who u know and what u do is where your kid plays xxxx is way to good of a player to be sitting in a dug out for 3 innings and only get 2 bat 2 x And then we r leaving coaches wife asked me what is wrong I some what try to tell her and then they want to be rude n tell me to shut up like really pretty sure they r lucky there was kids around cause this girl dont get told to shut up !!!!!!!!Very up set right now he has sat in the dug out more this game then he has since he started playing at the age of 4

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That lady done don't talk no good English.

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The goodness continues. After a couple of comments to make her feel better she lets out these gems

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the coach's they have never cared for me because I dont keep my mouth shut I stand up for xxxx ! Funny they say all kids have to sit but there sits xxxx and never seen one of the coaches kids sit I have been use to the unfairness of the sport and was keeping it to myself then his wife asked me like 5 times what was wrong I kept saying nothing then I thought for a sec she might of cared so I said then it went from there to having the 2 coaches and 2 wife's giving it to me and not getting no where but I am sure xxxx will e the one to have to pay and that is the saddest part of it ! The kid plays with his heart and soul in his eyes he says mom I dont think they think I am good enough no more : ( !!!!


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OK we r cig smokers I stand out on the rd to have mine ! We r not aloud to on the park during the game ! OK coach says to me btw u know u r not aloud to smoke here right .. I said yes that is why I was in the rd hey says well the wind was blowing it this way I said well I signed a contract saying I would not smoke on the field or did I sign to watch which way the wind is blowing he says pick up the dirt and trow it in the air and see where it blows and then maybe u will gain some common sense in life !!! ...................And now I am wishing I would of picked the dirt up and watch it blow right in his face and say here is your common sense

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 6:57 pm 
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Post this link in response.

http://www.mac-n-seitz.com/teams/mike-m ... etter.html

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 7:15 pm 
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Pretty good letter Peeps

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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 11:31 am 
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Man I feel terribul for that kid.

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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:37 am 
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aloud... :lol:

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Blind typing is quite the skill...
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Boo my eyes are dilated and I can't friggin see anything

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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:38 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:07 pm 
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Do you need a glass of wine?

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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:10 pm 
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Do you need a glass of wine?

:lol: :lol:


Easily the hardest you've ever made me laugh

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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:12 pm 
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Do you need a glass of wine?

:lol: :lol:


Easily the hardest you've ever made me laugh

I'm having a summer shandy


Booze always helps.

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:15 am 
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The kid plays with his heart and soul in his eyes


ah, but does he play with the fire and the passion?

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he says mom I dont think they think I am good enough no more


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:lol: :lol:

That gif still gets me every time.

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:21 am 
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I think (hope) this was done sarcastically, but I can't be sure.

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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 6:36 pm 
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Some Moms like to take the weekend off, sleep in, go to a hotel for Mothers Day. Not me. I like to go to urgent care, then the ER and check my kid in for the whole weekend. That's how I roll.

Current theory is either bacterial or herpes. Herpes is a common issues for babies with severe eczema.


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Some Moms like to take the weekend off, sleep in, go to a hotel for Mothers Day. Not me. I like to go to urgent care, then the ER and check my kid in for the whole weekend. That's how I roll.

Current theory is either bacterial or herpes. Herpes is a common issues for babies with severe eczema.

:lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 7:17 pm 
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All I want to do today (instead of unpacking and cleaning) is nothing. I wanna sit and watch these crazy bitches on Bridezillas, lol #weddingdreaming


Nobody held a gun to her head and made her break a lease in the suburbs to move back to her beloved city, either...in fact, I'm pretty sure she held a gun to her boyfriend's head to make him move to the city...

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Some Dude MeTV has said that they don't have the rights to the series finale of MASH
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A Certain CSFMBer who shall remain nameless: It's not contractually available to MeTV, even though the 1983 finale to this day remains the most watched series finale in TV history. Besides, I remember the "M*A*S*H" finale was a 2 hour finale back then. CBS-owned TV Land has aired the '83 finale a handful of times, but I wouldn't hold my breath on MeTV airing the very last episode.
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SomeLady wrote a post to Me-TV
I wish you show the last episode of M*A*S*H "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen!
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Some other lady likes this.

Some Dude MeTV has said that they don't have the rights to the series finale of MASH
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A Certain CSFMBer who shall remain nameless: It's not contractually available to MeTV, even though the 1983 finale to this day remains the most watched series finale in TV history. Besides, I remember the "M*A*S*H" finale was a 2 hour finale back then. CBS-owned TV Land has aired the '83 finale a handful of times, but I wouldn't hold my breath on MeTV airing the very last episode.
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Sitting in a restaurant called "quay' in north pier...besides a rotten waiter and a crummy menu the joint is...otherwise...pathetic
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