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WhiteAndProud

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:45 am

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Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 5:40 am

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I just love that WP is clearly someone Larry knows, pretty well I guess as he seems to know Larrys personal life goings ons.

I could be mistaken here, but you notice you rarely hear Larry talk about his friends? I could be wrong and need a much larger sample size, but from my limited Larry time, it's never 'I knew this guy who could drink beer upside down, etc.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:36 am

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Beardown wrote:

In all these photos, who's idea is it to say "Hey, let's get a picture?" Guarantee you it's always Larry. Then it's quickly on Larry's facebook or twitter.

Larry: Look at me Chicago, me and white women!!!! Baby!!!! These should kill the gay rumors.

CSFMB: No.

Larry: :shock:

Those pics with Larry and the drunk blonde are disturbing.

Dead giveaway.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:39 am

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Laurence has been the target of more creepy ass, stalkerish threads than anybody.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:48 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence has been the target of more creepy ass, stalkerish threads than anybody.

I dont think Stalker ever came into the equation until WP graced us with his 'inside" info.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:49 am

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bigfan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence has been the target of more creepy ass, stalkerish threads than anybody.

I dont think Stalker ever came into the equation until WP graced us with his 'inside" info.

True.

It just begs the question of "why?"

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:58 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

bigfan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence has been the target of more creepy ass, stalkerish threads than anybody.

I dont think Stalker ever came into the equation until WP graced us with his 'inside" info.

True.

It just begs the question of "why?"

Well, it is someone that knows Larry really well....or at least it appears

That book thing...you had to do some interweb digging to find that out without previous knowledge.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 10:05 am

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PRO TIP: two button suits for heavyset guys

I still crack up everytime I see that Sir horsecock pick.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 10:41 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence has been the target of more creepy ass, stalkerish threads than anybody.

This thread was legit until W&P showed up.

I corrected myself. You're right.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:14 am

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bigfan wrote:

it's never 'I knew this guy who could drink beer upside down, etc.

Darrin, have you ever had a beer upside down? How about an upside down beer? No? Me either. 1-1 to Ramirez...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:15 am

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I don't know if that was your only mult, but it was damn good.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:19 am

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Laurence needs to get some body language coaching. He's very awkward in many of these photos and seems uncomfortable during the Channel 5 broadcasts. Someone needs to show him how to smile naturally and carry himself more confidently. That said, his bowling ball physique will always place him at a disadvantage on TV.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:51 am

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My favorite pic

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:11 pm

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I once read that if you are snapping or clapping while you dance, you are doing it wrong

Let me add if you are doing any sort of move that involves thumb raising AKA Thumbs up, you are doing it wrong....

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:19 pm

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I like how she's laguing and Laurence has determined/serious face.

Girl, you know you want this dick...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:40 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like how she's laguing and Laurence has determined/serious face.

Girl, you know you want this dick...

Pretty sure I could easily snag all his women from him.

Yes Ivan, all of them.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:45 pm

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I'm going to make you a birthday cake, light some birthday candles, and spray silly string on you before you can blow them out...

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:47 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm going to make you a birthday cake, light some birthday candles, and spray silly string on you before you can blow them out...

That's mean-spirited.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:48 pm

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Good call by that little kid backing up at the last minute.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:49 pm

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Good news, bad news, depending on your perspective. The bad...Holmes follows "B & B" as always at 6P for 35 minutes prior to Rongey's "White Castle Pregame" for Angels/White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field on 670 The SCORE. The good...Holmes won't get face time tomorrow on NBC5. Holmes said to fellow NBC5er Rebecca Haarlow last night on the radio he's got a charity event...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:51 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Good call by that little kid backing up at the last minute.

Watching the video kinda makes you feel bad. Towards the end you can hear the little guy crying, obviously shaken up because his dad is hurt.

The black kid is laughing in the video.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:52 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Charity is the name of his hooker. I look forward to the review...

She was veery good. One look at her and I knew she was gonna get it. Sort of reminded me of one of my DePaul students. Only complaint, blowjob was a little toothy....

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:55 pm

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Nothing wrong with a little tooth. Don't matter, just don't bite.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:55 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Well, that's all he said...Wouldn't say what specifically.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:59 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Well, that's all he said...Wouldn't say what specifically.

So can you speculate if what Hank says is true? Specifically, if Charity is, in fact, the name of Larry's hooker?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:01 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Good call by that little kid backing up at the last minute.

Watching the video kinda makes you feel bad. Towards the end you can hear the little guy crying, obviously shaken up because his dad is hurt.

The black kid is laughing in the video.

Just watched the video for the first time.

The black kid is a sociopath. He's just trying to fit in...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:01 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Well, that's all he said...Wouldn't say what specifically.

So can you speculate if what Hank says is true? Specifically, if Charity is, in fact, the name of Larry's hooker?

?????

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Laurence is clearly a pimp

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:02 pm

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It's all too true....

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spmack

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Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 2:28 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Her deeerieerrre made me say SHAKE THAT!

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 3:03 pm

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Haha. We should have a parody thread called "Scorepoppcap" where we write prostitute reviews in the style of WSCR on-air personalities.

"She was good but eventually I was like okaaaay there I stuck it in once can't I just gooo now? Whyyy is this taking so looong? Nobody even caaares! Ugh, this happens evey time!"

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