I mean listen... she was just..uh uh uh... in my pro world, you need to be better than that. Anyone that thinks this girl was a 7 is hooker-retaaaaarded.

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I THINK SHE WAS GREAT! BLOODY HELL, SHE LET ME POUND HER IN THE ARSE FOR HOURS. MY GIDDY AUNT, I GIVE HER 4 STARS.

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WHOA!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

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Keep in touch Leon...

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BAY-BEE

You suck cock really, really, really good

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Prostitute? More like Prostate-tute. Get it? 'cause I like it in the ass with a strap-on. Speaking of ass, what's with the Big Donkey Adam Dunn? He strikes out more than I do when a prostitute sees my fetish list. Speaking of prostitutes....

Caller: Um....I wanted to talk about the Bulls...?

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DOWN. DOWN. HOOKERS GOIN DOWN.

THIS WAS THE WORST. EXPERIENCE. I HAVE EVER. HAD.

My escort, with whom I did business on December 13th, 1989, February 14th, 1993, February 14th, 1995, and January 22nd, 2009, was a wonderful woman named LaShonda. And by "wonderful" I mean "WONDERFULLY...AWFUL."

We were going at it pretty hard, and so I said to her, "put your finger up my ass." She said, "fuck no, bitch, put your own finger up yo ass."

So much for that.

When you're hired, there are NO EXCUSES. NO. EXCUSES. Not to please your client. I briefly got into the business myself, offering a night of MY services on eBay. My john, named John, brought me up to his room just to say he hated me and always hated me and everyone has always hated me and wished I would just go away forever. SOME CLIENT RELATIONSHIP. He said it had nothing to do with me, personally, I said IT HAS EEEEVERYTHING TO DO WITH ME PERSONALLY!!!

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So much for that had me LOLing like crazy

I want to do a Ten Foot Midget version, but I don't have the time to write it out.

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That's okay. I said "WSCR personalities." They don't let him go on the air.

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CH bringing it!!!

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Lady friend who I will call "Melons" did not show initiative and was bad at following important commands. GETTING ME A SANDWICH IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE! Had to call her up on air and publicly shame her for not understanding how important it was.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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*SIGH* look, again, I, I, I, I, I decided to see Kavita based on what my guy told me about her. Uh, eh, I, uh, Kavita does not list a phone number, so all initial contact was through email, but uh, look, again, I don't use email, so, uh, I used the account of my little mulatto friend, Laaaawn Hooomes, so, uh, eh, I may not have been what she was expecting either, but I will say she is quite prompt in replying to email though she's very terse, which may come across as abrupt. I, I, I, I mean she is quite thorough in her screening and we set a date to meet in a couple of days when she had her incall in the western burbs. Ah, ah, ah, on, on the day of the meeting, she emailed me her phone number and it was a typical two call system. When I got to her room, I saw a beautiful, tall, athletic and very friendly girl, who gave me a little, inviting peck on my cheek and then we had a great two hours, uh, eh, being the gentleman that I am, I won't get into more detail, but let me just say, she has one of the finest walking rectums I've ever stuck my wang into, for the love of God! I, I, I mean, IIIIIIIIIT'S GUUUUUUUT! She is beautiful, intelligent, uh, eh, easy to talk to, uh, certainly easier to talk to than my partner. She is new and somewhat inexperienced, but she has the makings of a top provider, but look, again, I've seen may escorts that looked like they we're gonna set the world on fire only to fizzle out very quickly, uh, eh, I'm not saying that will be the case with Kavita, I'm just saying I've seen that before, that's alls I'm saying.

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Don't take it personally.

This place is fucking stupid.

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@ all of yous.

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This was live and local fucking with a prostitute in Room 203 of the Super 8 Prospect Heights-Northbrook on Milwaukee Avenue outside of Chicago, Illinois. I had a couple notes written down from the evening. I can't find them right now, but the basic idea my roommates and I had was that it was pretty good, pretty much good.

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Uh, ya know, I once had a Cleveland Steamer in, uh, Cleveland, if you will. Funny consequence, eh guys? The girl's name was Katya and when the barn door opens, uhhh, the shit will fly, literally in this case, if you will. But the Cincinnati Bow Tie is the de facto cream of the class, if you will, when it, uh, comes to sexual acts of a sexual nature being engaged in upon two, uh, consenting adults. And Katya, let me tell you, knows how to make sure the pigs get hammered into the hay. She can clean the Appaloosas out of my tractor any day of the, uh, week, ya know.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

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"when I'm done you ain't gonna shit right for a month"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

Attending a Score staff party looks like an invitation to a sexual assault for a woman.

WSCR Christmas Party: Come for the ham, stay for the rape!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Dan Zampillo looks even weirder than Larry does.

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Larry told the chick he likes 'em clean shaven.. sadly she thought he meant eyebrows.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe