Harper gets a lot more love and attention but Trout is pretty much better at everything else and its not even close

Ozzie Guillen's epic and pedantic fuss over the amount of pine tar on Bryce Harper‘s bat on Sunday was perhaps the highlight of the weekend. The Nationals accused Ozzie of trying to intimidate the 19-year-old Harper. Ozzie said Harper was being “unprofessional,” while seemingly becoming the first person to make a big stink over pine tar since Billy Martin. But, come Tuesday, everything was all forgiven, thanks in part to a prank that helped bring levity to the conflict.

Not too long after Ozzie made his fuss, the Nationals felt like getting under the Marlins’ skipper’s skin even more. Nats first baseman Adam LaRoche had Harper, without knowing LaRoche’s intentions, sign a bat for him, after which LaRoche inscribed, “To my hero, Ozzie, love you,” next to the autograph. The Nats then smeared pine tar all over the bat and had it delivered to Guillen.

If you thought Guillen flipped his lid in another one of his patented hissy fits, you’d be mistaken. He actually loved it.

“It was funny,” Guillen said, according to MLB.com. “I’ve got a few friends on their side. All those guys were making fun of me. I found out later they made the kid sign the bat. They put the rest.”

Guillen went on to clarify that, despite what happened on Sunday, he’s got nothing but love for Harper.

“To make this thing clear, I don’t have anything against the kid,” Guillen said. “I don’t. Whatever happened, happened. Whatever I say, I say. Whatever my reaction was, it was. But I think this kid is going to be good for the game. No doubt. This kid is very good. We need players like that to come out and play the game right. That’s good. I think what he did, maybe he did because he’s a kid. I hope he learned from that.”

Somebody got mad at somebody else. The problem got resolved. Now everybody loves each other again. It’s like an episode of “Full House.”

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I dont think thats even close to true anymore. Maybe befoe this year. But Trout is all over the place now.


Trout also has a year of pro experience and age on Harper right now.

I think you are too far in the forest to see the trees. As a casual fan I hear Harper's name way more often than Trout. It's not even comparable. It reminds me of how much more often I would hear Rubio's name in comparison to Kyrie Irving even though Irving is clearly the superior player up to this point.

Good for him. He has zero chance of being the NL ROY.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Good for him. He has zero chance of being the NL ROY.

Stupid fuck.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Good for him. He has zero chance of being the NL ROY.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Paul Sullivan ‏@PWSullivan 3m
Yes, @Bharper3407 walk-up song today is Dear Mama by Tupac. #MothersDay

GOAT

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

"Bryce Harper wants to be best baseball player ever"

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Michael O'Brien ‏@michaelsobrien
Amazing “@RotoAnalysis: Bryce Harper is currently rehabbing in Single A ball. He's still the youngest player on the roster.”

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.