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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:33 pm 
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I am going to start an underground market of people who pretend they are disabled who hold a place in line for people.

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Elgin Casinoi, when it was just the boat and you had to wait for boarding.

They let the handicapped people board 5 minutes before everyone else.

Lady goes waddling up with her cane, she had to be 350-400.

Guy next to me yells out "You aint handicapped, you're just fat!"

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All you have to do is buy a walking boot at Walgreens, go to guest services and state that you just recently had your cast removed, we love our kids, sob story, kids, sob story...Love Disney World, sob story.

they'll give you line jump pass.

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All you have to do is buy a walking boot at Walgreens, go to guest services and state that you just recently had your cast removed, we love our kids, sob story, kids, sob story...Love Disney World, sob story.

they'll give you line jump pass.

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My Special Recreation Service's vacation trip is to Disney this fall. If anybody wants to meet down there and volunteer for us you can jump to the front of the line with us.


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 4:10 pm 
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Fall is a great time to go to Disney. From Labor Day thru mid October is their slowest time of the year. We went last September had got a free dining plan, and the longest wait we had for a ride was about 15 minutes

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Fall is a great time to go to Disney. From Labor Day thru mid October is their slowest time of the year. We went last September had got a free dining plan, and the longest wait we had for a ride was about 15 minutes


That's good to hear.

We're going this September.

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 4:14 pm 
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Nice! Are you staying at a Disney Resort?

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Nice! Are you staying at a Disney Resort?


Yep.

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Odds are you will get the dining plan then. My parents always go in Sept because they have gotten the free dining plan for like 5 straight years. Its great, really saves a lot of $. Each person in your family gets a full service table service meal, a fast food meal, and a snack for each night you stay. You just pay for the tip and booze.

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When I first clicked on this thread I was thinking it was about these 2 sets of abortions for fucking parents.




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Pierre Scarbrough and Faith Alston. (Cook County Sheriff Dept.)
A Chicago father and his girlfriend face battery charges after they allegedly beat the man's 11-year-old daughter with an extension cord because she ate their ice cream.

Pierre Scarbrough, 41, and Faith Alston, 37, were ordered held in lieu of $200,000 bail Sunday at Cook County bond court in connection to the alleged thrashing

They both face charges of domestic battery and aggravated battery of a child younger than 13, according to court records.

The victim suffered numerous deep cuts and welts on her arms and back from the beating, according to court records.

Scarbrough became upset Thursday when he discovered his daughter had eaten all the ice cream in their home on the 8000 block of South Loomis Boulevard in the Greshman neighborhood, according to Kent.

The couple then made plans to beat the girl with an extension cord when she got home from school that afternoon, Kent said.

At about 8 p.m. that night, Scarbrough and Alston entered the girl's room, Kent said.

Alston held the girl down while Scarbrough struck her about 12 times with the cord, according to Kent.

Officials at the girl's school noticed her wounds Friday and she was taken to a hospital, according to court records.

The victim told police her father had punched her in the eye earlier this month, according to court records.

Scarbrough and Alston admitted to striking the girl with the extension cord, according to Kent.

"Yea I beat that lil (expletive) with a ironing cord," Scarbrough reportedly told police when he was arrested Friday, court records state. "She stole from me."




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A mother and her boyfriend face aggravated battery charges in connection to the severe beating of the woman's 4-year-old son.

Amy Pherigo, 31, the boy's mother, and Jose A. Morales, 26, Pherigo's boyfriend, were each ordered held in lieu of $2 million bail Sunday in Cook County bond court.

A Chicago police detective arrived at the boy's home on the 4400 block of South Fairfield Avenue on April 29 to investigate an anonymous tip called in to the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services, according to Assistant State's Attorney Heather Kent.


The boy was found lying in bed with his eyes swollen shut and multiple facial bruises, Kent said.

He was taken to a hospital and treated for a brain injury, fractured ribs, a lacerated liver and spleen, a left cheek wound and severe facial bruising and swelling, Kent said.

He also suffered severe bruising on his arms, legs and back, as well as deep scratches to his back and left heel, she said.

The boy is believed to have sustained the injuries during March and April, according to court records.

Pherigo claimed the boy was injured when he fell down the stairs, Kent said, but medical personnel found the injuries to be inconsistent with such a fall.

A witness and sibling of the boy said Pherigo had put makeup on the boy to mask his bruises, Kent said.

Another witness saw Morales use fingernail clippers on the boy's legs, causing lacerations, according to Kent.

The boy identified Morales as the person who hit him during an interview at the Chicago Children's Advocacy Center, Kent said.

Pherigo, a healthcare worker at Bridgeview Health Care Center, also made incriminating statements to a witness, according to Kent.

It is not clear if the couple lived at the South Fairfield Avenue residence where the boy was found.

Court records list Morales' home as being located on the 200 block of East Daisy Circle in Romeoville, while Pherigo's home is listed as being on the 8000 block of South Massasoit Avenue in Burbank.

Morales was arrested Friday at his Romeoville residence, according to court records.

Pherigo was arrested Friday morning at her job, court records state.



I dont know what kind of mother could tolerate anyone laying hands on their child, let alone a fucking boyfriend. All I know is if I ever was inclined to beat my kid with anything ( not that I would ever consider doing anything like that) , I would get Hartmanned as soon as I fell asleep by my wife. My first meatballish inclination? all 4 of those fucks should be put to death. Anyone who would voluntarily lay their hands on their child and hit them with that kind of force is a fucking sociopath and needs to be put down.

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Anyone who would voluntarily lay their hands on their child and hit them with that kind of force is a fucking sociopath and needs to be put down.


No argument here. That guy works at a health care center! Imagine the shit he must do there.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Odds are you will get the dining plan then. My parents always go in Sept because they have gotten the free dining plan for like 5 straight years. Its great, really saves a lot of $. Each person in your family gets a full service table service meal, a fast food meal, and a snack for each night you stay. You just pay for the tip and booze.


I find adults without children at Disney to be strange. The whole fantasy aspect isn't so amazing that I wouldn't rather take a trip to Europe or a resort in the Caribbean for the same price.

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I find adults without children at Disney to be strange. The whole fantasy aspect isn't so amazing that I wouldn't rather take a trip to Europe or a resort in the Caribbean for the same price.


But Disney is just like Europe or the Caribbean only safer.

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I find adults without children at Disney to be strange. The whole fantasy aspect isn't so amazing that I wouldn't rather take a trip to Europe or a resort in the Caribbean for the same price.
Disney World without kids is incredibly fun. You get to act like a kid and just have fun for days while also drinking whenever you want besides when you are at the magic kingdom. There is also something about going to the international section of Epcot and doing a mini-bar crawl.

It also is much cheaper than the Caribbean at least for a comparable resort experience. Compare it to other fun destinations like Atlantis and you'll be paying double.

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I find adults without children at Disney to be strange. The whole fantasy aspect isn't so amazing that I wouldn't rather take a trip to Europe or a resort in the Caribbean for the same price.
Disney World without kids is incredibly fun. You get to act like a kid and just have fun for days while also drinking whenever you want besides when you are at the magic kingdom. There is also something about going to the international section of Epcot and doing a mini-bar crawl.

It also is much cheaper than the Caribbean at least for a comparable resort experience. Compare it to other fun destinations like Atlantis and you'll be paying double.


Once when I was at Epcot, I was in "Germany" and there were two young German guys in front of me at the beer stand. I think they ordered Beck's. One of the guys took a long pull from his glass and suddenly spit it out saying, "Thees ees not bier!"

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Going to Disney in October for 3-4 days and meeting my family down there. Should be interesting and
will likely be bringing a friend so hopefully if we have a chance to go do our own thing it would be fun.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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I find adults without children at Disney to be strange. The whole fantasy aspect isn't so amazing that I wouldn't rather take a trip to Europe or a resort in the Caribbean for the same price.
Disney World without kids is incredibly fun. You get to act like a kid and just have fun for days while also drinking whenever you want besides when you are at the magic kingdom. There is also something about going to the international section of Epcot and doing a mini-bar crawl.

It also is much cheaper than the Caribbean at least for a comparable resort experience. Compare it to other fun destinations like Atlantis and you'll be paying double.


Are you including tickets and a Disney hotel in the range comparable to Atlantis (and even the top Disney hotel isn't comparable)? I don't believe Disney is CHEAPER but I have only gone with children.

As far as the experience, if I'm an adult (which I'm not), I'll take Germany over faux Germany.

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Disney is not cheaper than an all inclusive in the Carribean.

Disney World is fun for adults. You can spend a week in Disney, never step foot in any of their main parks, and still have a blast.

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Are you including tickets and a Disney hotel in the range comparable to Atlantis (and even the top Disney hotel isn't comparable)? I don't believe Disney is CHEAPER but I have only gone with children.
I'm comparing the cheapest accommodations at Atlantis vs. the mid level accommodations at Disney with the tickets. For a week, Atlantis is about $1000 more on the hotel, with the food being more expensive at Atlantis, and airfare being more expensive.

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disney is good with like the 12-16 age group b/c you can send them away on their own for the day and know they won't be drugged, raped, and murdered. That is a plus.

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disney is good with like the 12-16 age group b/c you can send them away on their own for the day and know they won't be drugged, raped, and murdered. That is a plus.

hopefully no rapists or murderers see this post


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disney is good with like the 12-16 age group b/c you can send them away on their own for the day and know they won't be drugged, raped, and murdered. That is a plus.

hopefully no rapists or murderers see this post


Disney World: Where your chances of rape are next to nothing!

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disney is good with like the 12-16 age group b/c you can send them away on their own for the day and know they won't be drugged, raped, and murdered. That is a plus.

hopefully no rapists or murderers see this post
Just like no one ever dies at Disney World!

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Yeah I was ready for the old 'let me show you how to suck that' video....

My gf's mother was hot back in her day, apparently. Just sayin....

Same here. Actually her mom is still pretty hot right now.

Hmm, we can get something hot going....you down?

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See you guys later in the Complain thread...

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Hmm, we can get something hot going....you down?


I like where this is going...

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Fall is a great time to go to Disney. From Labor Day thru mid October is their slowest time of the year. We went last September had got a free dining plan, and the longest wait we had for a ride was about 15 minutes


We're going in July because we're insane. But, there is a cool map that tells you what parks are most/least busy. Highly recommend:

http://www.undercovertourist.com/planni ... ning-hours


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Hmm, we can get something hot going....you down?


I like where this is going...

Macklemore will be played during the fun.

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When my girl's mom walks from the living room to the kitchen, I do occasionally sneak a peek at her walking away. Just saying...she's an attractive woman who has taken care of herself.

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