i have to DBOTW the actual #/percentge of 110% because once derrick conferred his top secret plans for #THERETURN as being a matter of divine importance and, therefore, he wans't coming back til he was 100%..... i need look further than my daily local skip bayless demagogue damn bernstein to say THERE IS NO ARGUING WITH THE DOCTOR YOU. HAVE. TO. PLAY to realize that like, clearly,this was a matter of celestial importance far beyond derrick, da b000, and even adidas.

god told derrick to not come back when he's 110%. and barring worldwide financial/paradigm shift that would jeopardize the league as a whole, i think this one is squarely in god's hands and therefore on him because divine intervention said he can't come back til 100%, so unless the world collapses we're ~20 years out from that, so a ~40something derrick rose racked up to the hilt with cyborg technology will FINALLY be 100% and then we can resume our regularly scheduled program of THE SUPER TRY HARD BULLS, who prolly woulda did worse this year with derrick than they did without him, cuz the bulls have that nagging tendency to pull a knicks nad say HEREYAGO DERRICK, HERE'S THE BALL, PLZ BE OUR OFFENSE MMMMK?!!?!?

but yeah, i reckon we'll have to pray he's ready for next seaosn cuz for all i know he's 103-106%and, as we all know, that doesn't cut the mustard.

so once again, i'm douchebagging both 110% and god because like, by those metrics derrick will never play again and just to have to survive on the financial pittance that was his last ~3 years of endoresement/contracts. seriously, if he can't ever become a billionaire playing at a paltry 102% or something, don't even bother coming back until you know you're beyond the player left all alone knee-less on the court. ask reggie he's surrounded by bums who only could have a solid game with an awake heat squad after it was established that it's quite possible to lose 88-65 WHEN YOUR WHOLE FUCKING TEAM DOESN'T HAVE ANY LEGIT SCORING OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF A VET'S MIN CONTRACT IF ONLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT AFRAID TO CHUCK IT WHEN THE REST OF THE SUPER-TRY-HARD BULLS GIVE THEIR USUAL 100% AND THEREFORE INSULT DERRICK, THE MAN WHO LIKE SPINAL TAP BEFORE HIM INNOVATED BY GOING TO 11, AKA 110%.

so yeah, 110% and god, get off your high horses and give us the gimp by the all star game enxt year. maybe #THERETURN was a total joke cuz they knew he wasn't coming back, evne if he wasn't man enough to admit it.

sincerely,

# sini: channeling his inner mini-ditka to bring you threads wreeking of an existential crisis borne of not getting hugged enough as a child. also, someguy. betterleave my post as mr. non sequitur before my name is mud.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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Without God, I am a screw.

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That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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The way he would intentionally mispronounce DiBiase's name used to kill me.