I'll probably be watching the Hawks, and I didn't even watch the PPV last night. But I still feel we need a thread for Keeping Score's whiskey induced wackiness. I'm going figure out who would be a good third client for Heyman. They will pick someone else, but my ideas are better.

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Hopefully Cesaro.

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Ryback leads the show. Back to Hawks game.

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Kassius Ohnø!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Basic heel promo from Ryback.

Ambulance match at Payback.

If RVD is the new client, I'm done.

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Cesaro is standing in the ring, with no intro. Heyman comes out.

Heyman: My new client, is a legend in the making, and he's not done yet. But this man is already a legend.

Cue RVD's music. Crowd pops huge. RVD does the nod at Heyman as he walks by. Heyman follows him to the ring. As soon as RVD's done doing his flips and points, Heyman says "NOW".

Cesaro proceeds to pummel RVD. Match doesn't even start. Post match promo has Heyman saying this man is a LEGEND in the making. "Did you think I was talking about Rob Van Dam? This isn't 1999 you Kansas City idiots. He's a LEGEND in the making, and he can't eve get an entrance. Starting today, this man will further his legacy".

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That would have been good. But my Twitter sources say Son of Perfect. I am ok with that. Lets hope they push him right.

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I like Mike McGillicutty, but Curtis Axel?

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Seriously??

What is wrong with Joe fucking Hennig???

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so much drama tonight.... i, for one, can't wait to see trips do the job and put over hennig's kid......................

PFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! welcome to the show, kiddo. wanna work? gotta do the job. someone fetch hunter's shovel, please.w

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I think Grandpa said Joe didn't want the name. He wanted to make it on his own and become Joe Hennig later.

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The joy and disappointment of not really knowing storylines right now. I was on a business call, and had the sound down for the entire Heyman deal on. I turned the sound back up while Ryback was mauling Woo Woo Woo in the ring. I go to piss, and I hear the ambulance sound. I'm forcing my stream to end because I think Scott Steiner is coming out. The Drop In pop in the half bath was Austin like. I hustled out of the bathroom, only to see The Ryback putting Z in an ambulance. Boo. I did go back and wash my hands.

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Stupid. Everyone knows who it is - use it to your advantage. It's the worst kept secret since Vince told Austin that Barry Windham was the Strangler.

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We must give credit when due. The Shield booking has been really strong. It's making up for my Hawks frustration. By the way, they just put Hennig's kid with Heyman. There's also a chance Hunter is doing the job tonight.

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Hunter making him look like a bitch in his first appearance wasn't real smart.

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Agreed, and I wasn't able to capture the full promo. But if Hunter jobs, it's all good. They're setting it up with the "physically unable to perform" deal.

By the way, Natalya is going to be the secret admirer.

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After that abortion of a Hawks game this can't be worse - can it?

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Curt Axel is gonna get beaten by HHH but Lesnar will save him.

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It really hasn't been bad tonight. Granted I've been flipping, and had zero sound for 45 minutes. Quite the endorsement.

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That is some terrible entrance music. Jeezus. C'mon E I want to like this - alot.

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Heyman is great

"YOU GOT A TWO COUNT ON TRIPLE H!!!"

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Beat me to it. I was audibly laughing.

"Look ah, Shawn ah, I can do the concussion gimmick ah, better ah.

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By the way, ah, we just gave 1.2 million ah, to the Harvard kid ah, for brain research ah, so Chris Benoitah.........

I'm out.

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What an awful ending. Stunned at how bad that was. Not to go all Chas here, but debut of a new gimmick on a guy you want to get over and the last 7 minutes is Triple H camera time stumbling around for some unknown reason.

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Agreed, that sucked.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Hunter does it again.

It's like him burying the whole roster 2 years ago during the strike.

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Absolutely awful. I don't care where it's going. Little Jimmy, age eight, doesn't care where it's going. He knows Hunter as Stephanie's wife that fights Brock on occasion. Possibly introducing him to John Cena because he's got some issues. Nobody cares. Little kids don't know Mr. Perfect, and adults just watched Paul put himself over. Hunter is in the Flair role now, although he always said he'd know when to step aside.

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Tonight was the last straw for me. I've religiously watched WWE since I was 5 years old. I'm 33 now and I don't think I've ever gone two weeks without catching Raw. I used to record them on VHS when I would have to work monday nights. I've already deleted it from my DVR. The booking is absolute shit right now and I'm so TIRED of HHH and his lame ass promos/matches/haircut/etc etc. I hope Chicago totally shits on what's sure to be a shit PPV.

I'll check back for the Rumble.

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I'm 10 years older than you. Imagine my frustration!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!