Do it. Bros before hoes.

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I'll need to see a pic of this GF.

i was going to ask if she was relateively young (<30) but going by her being a divorcee I'm guessing she's at least 30...but younger chicks are into shit that previous generations would find taboo or otherwise out of bounds for a normal relationship.

Agreed.

Though, the answer is obviously 'no'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Go for the belt!

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A few more questions before I can honestly answer.

1. How important is this friendship (friendship?) to you? Will you be willing to never speak to this friend again if things get too weird?

2. Is this friend Hawger?

What if she's Asian? What if she's not Asian, but the friend is? Would that even matter?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Everyone except you it seems.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

No

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Logic, reason, and the decent human being in you will say no, but the lizard brain must have it's rewards.

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Seems like you are a pawn in some kind of fucked up psychodrama between the two of them. I mean, out of all possible outcomes, the potential for bad things coming out of it is greater than anything good.

Unless you enjoy drama, or something...

oh, wait a minute..

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The 5 seconds of pleasure isn't worth the possible risks. This wont end well for you. Just say no.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

This thread is 100% useless/pointless without pics. Might as well be a Penthouse Forum, KS.

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Elections have consequences.

IF things get too weird?

It's pretty much guaranteed that things will be weird between them the moment KS gets caught checking out the dealer's junk.

Maybe the dealer has always had a crush on you and is using this girlfriend as an excuse to "provide" you with something else...

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Guys seem to get awfully close in those DP porns.

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Elections have consequences.

Pros: At least you'll no longer be grossed out when you are at a party and someone double dips a chip. You'll be able to say "Yeah, that's gross, but at least he didn't stick his dick in something I was about to use".
Cons: Everything else.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

too creepy. also, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Whoa, bro! This totes reminds me of this time Brendan's little bro Carson aka Carbomb was asked by his bro's girlfriend to do a threesome. Now, this bro...I think his name was T.J., he was like this possessive fuckin' dude who would like beat the shit out of you for beating him at Big Buck Hunter. Anyway, his girlfriend was this totally hot chick, Leah Banks. She was years younger than us, like I said, this was Carbomb's age. Her parents were British and shit, and she always drank tea hahaha. But like, she was this total freak who wanted to fuck like a group of guys at once I think. Well, T.J. was like no fucking way but she said she'd pay Carbomb five hundy if he'd make out with T.J. and she could watch, and then have sex with them simultaneously.

She never told T.J. about it because she knew he'd be all like no fucking way bro. For reals. But so she breaks up with T.J. anyway because her parents want to move back to England. I always hoped she'd do porn or some shit but I don't think she ever did.

My boy Trev-Dog though, he once said he had a threesome with Bailey Thomas and Amber Sykes. We all knew he was full of shit but then T-Y had sex with Amber and she told him she had a threesome once but didn't say with who. You never know, bro. You just never know. But I wouldn't fuck with that shit, because the Stylie knows that fucked up chicks make fucked up dicks and I ain't doin' no fucking STD shit. Fuck that. Out.

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Dude, you are my bro.

You're looking at this the wrong way, stop using the world girlfriend.

This is a freak that your friend has been banging for 8 months and she wants to fuck you.

She'll be out of his life in a few months either way. Might as well get something out of it.

RPB is right.

However, very real chance that your buddy is more hung up on her than he's letting you realize and he thinks that this crazy idea is way to make their relationship stronger.

Don't do it if you value the friendship at all. At best it will never be the same, at worse, and I'd say likely, it's more or less over.

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Team Cutler.

Great words by Northside Dan, right here. Take them to heart, KS.

This chick is nuts and may just be pushing your friend hard for this and he is relenting because he likes her, as strange as that sounds.

I agree with Dan, for all intents and purposes the friendship is over if you go through with this.

Tread carefully.

Tell your what KS, when I get up there next weekend I will check her out. I will step in for a dear buddy if need be, I am here for you KS.

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10 More Wins

You know why guys like porn so much?

Because it lets them watch grown adults doing things that they will either never have the opportunity to do, or should never try under any circumstances. It's all fantasy.

Porn does not translate well into "real life."

Is banging your drug dealers girlfriend as he watches and waits for his turn a common occurrence in the drug scene or does this violate the traditions of the drug user/drug dealer dynamic?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Stop being a pussy. Do you need lord calvert to hold your fucking hand and show you how to swing?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Bullshit on you being 46. I'd guess you to be half that age.

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Aside from Miss Swift his musical preferences give away his age and it seems accurate.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!