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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:06 am 
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This is actually pretty hilarious. I hate to play the "judge her as ugly" card but she'd be average compared to the bartenders at most NYC bars, and I don't even go to the cool trendy bars that pretty people go to overpay and wear Ed Hardy t shirts.
http://gawker.com/it-sucks-being-pretty-explains-reality-tvs-samantha-511005085

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I didn't even notice that Samantha Brick is not even her name. I guess it's an internet meme.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Brick

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I sympathize with her. It sucks being such a hunk.

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If you have to say you are pretty, odds are you arent.

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I'd fuck her from behind just to make sure I didn't lose my wood from staring at those horsey teeth.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'd fuck her from behind just to make sure I didn't lose my wood from staring at those horsey teeth.


Sometimes I dig the horsey teeth. All depends on my level of intoxication.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'd fuck her from behind just to make sure I didn't lose my wood from staring at those horsey teeth.


Sometimes I dig the horsey teeth. All depends on my level of intoxication.

ES can't like this part enough.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'd fuck her from behind just to make sure I didn't lose my wood from staring at those horsey teeth.


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I would.

And yes Elmhurst Steve likes 'em

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No question, Wood!!

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
If you have to say you are pretty, odds are you arent.


She's a good looking girl, but I think we have all seen hundreds of girls better than her. Girls without a gummy smile, and a princess attitude.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
If you have to say you are pretty, odds are you arent.


She's a good looking girl, but I think we have all seen hundreds of girls better than her.

Every single day commuting to and from work.

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boy i can't imagine why she got all this attention when she got into high school and dressed in skimpy outfits. what kind of fucking pervert checks out a girl wearing halter tops and low cut jeans?
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This is actually pretty hilarious. I hate to play the "judge her as ugly" card but she'd be average compared to the bartenders at most NYC bars, and I don't even go to the cool trendy bars that pretty people go to overpay and wear Ed Hardy t shirts.
http://gawker.com/it-sucks-being-pretty-explains-reality-tvs-samantha-511005085


Less make-up, less teeth/gums, and less attitude, and then maybe. BTW, I had never heard of an Ed Hardy t shirt. Thanks for the education.

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denisdman wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This is actually pretty hilarious. I hate to play the "judge her as ugly" card but she'd be average compared to the bartenders at most NYC bars, and I don't even go to the cool trendy bars that pretty people go to overpay and wear Ed Hardy t shirts.
http://gawker.com/it-sucks-being-pretty-explains-reality-tvs-samantha-511005085


Less make-up, less teeth/gums, and less attitude, and then maybe. BTW, I had never heard of an Ed Hardy t shirt. Thanks for the education.


That was a staple of Mike North's wardrobe as he reached the end and was going for a younger look

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Looks like Hillary Duff
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She's the one who gave Michael Douglas cancer.
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