This is actually pretty hilarious. I hate to play the "judge her as ugly" card but she'd be average compared to the bartenders at most NYC bars, and I don't even go to the cool trendy bars that pretty people go to overpay and wear Ed Hardy t shirts.
http://gawker.com/it-sucks-being-pretty-explains-reality-tvs-samantha-511005085

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I didn't even notice that Samantha Brick is not even her name. I guess it's an internet meme.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Brick

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I sympathize with her. It sucks being such a hunk.

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If you have to say you are pretty, odds are you arent.

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I'd fuck her from behind just to make sure I didn't lose my wood from staring at those horsey teeth.

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Sometimes I dig the horsey teeth. All depends on my level of intoxication.

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ES can't like this part enough.

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Would?

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I would.

And yes Elmhurst Steve likes 'em

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No question, Wood!!

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She's a good looking girl, but I think we have all seen hundreds of girls better than her. Girls without a gummy smile, and a princess attitude.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Every single day commuting to and from work.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

boy i can't imagine why she got all this attention when she got into high school and dressed in skimpy outfits. what kind of fucking pervert checks out a girl wearing halter tops and low cut jeans?

Less make-up, less teeth/gums, and less attitude, and then maybe. BTW, I had never heard of an Ed Hardy t shirt. Thanks for the education.

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That was a staple of Mike North's wardrobe as he reached the end and was going for a younger look

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And men have lost their reason.

Looks like Hillary Duff

She's the one who gave Michael Douglas cancer.