Hello friends.

Ready for the ramblings of a Microsoft fanboy in denial?

Pregame on Spike in a few minutes...they will be carrying the Microsoft and EA pressers today. Will have to go online for the Sony presser, but that's the one I'm going to be really excited for.

So yeah...let the games begin.

Are you ready?

I am.

I'm ready. Not sure I can say the same about my GF.

Geoff Keighley talking to Phil Spencer from Microsoft Studios...Spencer says this is "our gamer's show"...thinking all the heat they've (rightfully) taken since the reveal press conference will (somewhat) pay off if they can show off an impressive lineup today.

Guy from Rare on now...going to reveal what their game for the Xbox One is...right now?!?!

Kinect Sports Rivals?

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I'm desperately hoping I missed something and that Rare has more to announce during the press conference...

They said there were more reveals on stage.

Fear not!

Thanks for picking me up there.

You are a treasure SomeGuy. Don't let anyone ever tell you OtherWise.

This GDEX shit is nearly as absurd as ESPN and their QBR.

E3 Roadmap brought to you by Hyundai...literally showing a map of LA and a Hyundai driving up to the different buildings where E3 is being held.

What is this I don't even...

Geoff's predictions for the Microsoft presser:

1) Game, Games, Games - lololol you think?

2) The Controversy - I guarantee they do not talk about this today...already a mess...don't bring it up again.

3) Price and Launch - we should know better than to hear about a price today...launch date, maybe?

Geoff dropping mad knowledge on us...he digs deeps and says Microsoft proclaimed a lot of games at E3 so they should show us a lot of games.

#Scoops

Wonder what the GDEX is going to do during this press conference?

Oh...look at that...thanks Daniel.

30 seconds away!!!

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.

So forced and dumb. "Get on social media and tell us!!!" How about you go fuck yourself.

It's cool that it's live and stuff but they can't really offer any real insight or criticism like certain websites and such. I'm sure they will give Don Matrick all he can handle with the interview...sponsored by Doritos, Mountain Dew and Pocket Pussy.

Lipid, do you know what time the PS4 presser is? Looks like XBox is starting out.

Konami...

A Metal Gear shaped like a horse would be pretty sweet, no?

Open world...vehicles...new forms of stealth...realistic passage of time...

...seems pretty ambitious.

Gotta love with woman singing this over the top song during this...so overproduced.

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

Gets a thunderous ovation.

Now time for Don Mattrick and Hideo Kojima...I want to punch one of these guys in the face.

8PM CDT...won't be on TV...will have to find a stream of it.

MGS looks pretty solid.

I want pricing, I want SKU's, if there are any, games and some other particulars.

Good start to the show.....

New 360, smaller, quieter and hopefully cheaper.

New Live Gold stuff? Free games? Cool. Gold Memberships transfer platforms? Neato. Also, it looks like 360 will get some decent support over the next 2 years, maybe more.

Before we get to Xbox One, let's see what's coming on the 360...

...ugh...stealing a page from Sony's playbook of wasting time on the old shit.

New Xbox 360 available...today? Hot damn.

Xbox Live Gold members get two free games per month until the launch of Xbox One...

...nevermind...I stand corrected...this is very much worth spending time on.

World of Tanks? So...it's basically a third person shooter where you are a tank? I can dig it...

Not bad, 360 is still relevant.

I wish they had a physical new 360 console to show, oh well, that will come soon.

I got my free Fable III download today, as well.

Everything is comin' up SomeGuy.

That guy was wonderful.

The Curse of Brotherhood...huh...

Now some dude in a suit of armor kicking ass while solemn music plays.

GO

BEYOND

DEATH

Dark Souls II...ok.

Time for Phil Spencer...yay.

Ryse: Son of Rome

All these real time events are cool...

Obviously this is a controller based game...thought this was supposed to be a Kinect title last I checked?

Button mashing combat...ugh...

"In the interest of time..."...Infinity Ward wants their line back.

This is very violent...initially very cool but I can see that wearing off very quick....third time for the sword through the back of the neck.

Initial impression is this looks and feels like a very epic experience wrapped about mundane game mechanics...so it will probably be a hit.

I will reserve judgement on Ryse, looks cool....just depends on combat depth and how you will command your troops.

Insomniac! Ted Price!

Killer Instinct!!!

KILLER INSTINCT!!!

That was a thunderous applause!

Ted Price introducing an Xbox One exclusive...well that's a get. "Sunset Overdrive"

This is...interesting...

...dude has a record gun. Fucking seriously?

Going to assume this is the new Forza.

They got the fucking car at the press conference...hilarious.

I've always liked this guy...seemed like video games version of Billy Mayes.

Air you can taste...I can't taste real air, Dan. What the hell are you talking about.

There it is again..."The Cloud"...

No more AI...a learning agent in the cloud...a "Drive-atar"...oh shit...this is how SkyNet begins.

Now time for Phil Harrison. Uh, who?

Minecraft: Xbox One Edition...huge pile of meh.

Time for Quantum Break...Sam Lake really looks like those "after" pictures in the meth billboards.

Quantum Break looks pretty neat.

Forza looks to be da' bomb.

So far so good, just a shame that MS couldn't be this focused for their first reveal in May.

D4...looks like "A Scanner Darkly"

Time for another new IP...Project Spark. And the dude has a Surface in his hands. Sweet.

Ok...no idea if this will be any fun or not but it looks pretty damn sweet.

Rock Man becomes...Rock Mech. That's just great.

Yeah, Spark looks pretty fucking cool, something a bit different, I like that.

SmartGlass is going to be an actual "thing" this time around.

Marc Whitten...talking about upgrades to Xbox Live.

Next generation of SmartGlass...woohoo!

Instantly switching from single player in one game to multiplayer in another...queuing up the match on the Surface while playing on the Xbox...very nice.

Upload Studio lets you edit and upload game clips automatically recorded...me likey.

Twitch built into the Xbox One...that's pretty awesome.