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Who's the Douche?
Frank Miller 50%  50%  [ 10 ]
City of Park Ridge 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
Hockey sucks 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
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Frank Coztansa
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You decide.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 33288.html
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Like many Chicago area hockey fans, Frank Miller wanted to show his support for the home team on its run to the Stanley Cup Final. But Miller, a diehard Blackhawks fan from the suburb of Park Ridge, didn't think a playoff beard was enough.

So he decided to grow a playoff lawn.

It's exactly what it sounds like. Basically, he just didn't cut his lawn. Sure, it was a terrible eyesore, but Miller put up a sign to explain himself: "PLAYOFF LAWN", it read, "Won't cut until Hawks win the Cup!"

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Mow your damn low, asshole.
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Miller is the DB. Park Ridge should have fined him, too.

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Mow your damn low, asshole.

He should mow is lawn also.

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Disagree .... the guy is having fun with his own property .... don't like it? Don't look at it. People need to go find something to actually worry about and keep their noses in their own business.

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Anybody who grows a playoff anything is a douchebag in my book.
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KDdidit wrote:
Anybody who grows a playoff anything is a douchebag in my book.


My playoff boner is growing, thanks to your avatar.

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This guy's lawn aside, Park Ridge today looks significantly more run down than the Park Ridge of my youth. Maybe the town or residents are hypersensitive about it

That being said, I vote for Park Ridge, and I didn't read the link. Fix your fucking street signs.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Disagree .... the guy is having fun with his own property .... don't like it? Don't look at it. People need to go find something to actually worry about and keep their noses in their own business.
Most municipalities actually have ordinances saying that your lawn cannot be over a certain length or you can get fined.

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Keeping Score wrote:
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Mow your damn low, asshole.

He should mow is lawn also.



He should also mow HIS lawn.



Hank Scorpio must love this guy.

DAMMIT :x

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Brilliant idea. I'm gonna not cut my grass again until the Cubs win the world series.

Anyone want to purchase a lawnmower?

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Park Ridge is always the answer

as an aside, I will be coaching down the street from Murphy Lake tomorrow

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I voted the homeowner. Seems to be a lazy move to avoid mowing the lawn for a couple of months.
I have had neighbors like this before except they weren't using the Stanley Cup as an excuse. As a
person who busts ass on my own grass it is frustrating when this happens next door.

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Park Ridge is always the answer

as an aside, I will be coaching down the street from Murphy Lake tomorrow


And for all the fans out there, Larry "GD" Rothschild will be bringing his staff of pitchers to town....guard your windows & be sure to NOT park near the field. :wink:

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I'm going to try that, but change it to a White Sox Championship. Thankfully, broadleaf plantain doesn't grow that high.

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Just checked their Municipal Code. I didn't find anything directly related to lawn care. however, the Zoning Ordinance for new development states the following:

D. Maintenance
All landscaping materials shall be maintained in good condition, shall present a healthy, neat
and orderly appearance, and shall be kept free of refuse and debris. Any dead, unhealthy or
missing plants shall be replaced within six (6) months of notification by the City or the next
reasonable available growing/planting season. Fences, steps, retaining walls and similar
landscaping elements shall be maintained in good repair. The owner of the premises shall be
responsible for the maintenance, repair, and replacement of all landscape materials, fences,
steps, retaining walls and similar landscaping elements, and refuse disposal areas. Irrigation
systems, when provided, shall be maintained in good operating condition to promote the
health of the plant material and the conservation of water.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Disagree .... the guy is having fun with his own property .... don't like it? Don't look at it. People need to go find something to actually worry about and keep their noses in their own business.
Most municipalities actually have ordinances saying that your lawn cannot be over a certain length or you can get fined.



That's one thing .... I get that.

It's the assholes around him that need to get a fucking hobby or something. I probably wouldn't care for it, but I sure as shit wouldn't take the time out of my day to say something to him, let alone be a jagoff and complain about it to some municipal figurehead.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Disagree .... the guy is having fun with his own property .... don't like it? Don't look at it. People need to go find something to actually worry about and keep their noses in their own business.
Most municipalities actually have ordinances saying that your lawn cannot be over a certain length or you can get fined.



That's one thing .... I get that.

It's the assholes around him that need to get a fucking hobby or something. I probably wouldn't care for it, but I sure as shit wouldn't take the time out of my day to say something to him, let alone be a jagoff and complain about it to some municipal figurehead.

Tiny, you could park your car in that lawn and nobody would ever notice.

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Park Ridge is always the answer

as an aside, I will be coaching down the street from Murphy Lake tomorrow


And for all the fans out there, Larry "GD" Rothschild will be bringing his staff of pitchers to town....guard your windows & be sure to NOT park near the field. :wink:


They get very excited when they get to play on the well manicured suburban fields

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The sign looks burrito. That swayed me to the towns side.

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While I'd like to laugh at the "My property value!" whiners, sadly a house is such a big purchase/investment/asset it's hard to bash people for acting that way.
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usually people who allow their lawn to reach such disturbing heights are carrying other deep, dark secrets
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Disagree .... the guy is having fun with his own property .... don't like it? Don't look at it. People need to go find something to actually worry about and keep their noses in their own business.
Most municipalities actually have ordinances saying that your lawn cannot be over a certain length or you can get fined.



That's one thing .... I get that.

It's the assholes around him that need to get a fucking hobby or something. I probably wouldn't care for it, but I sure as shit wouldn't take the time out of my day to say something to him, let alone be a jagoff and complain about it to some municipal figurehead.

Tiny, you could park your car in that lawn and nobody would ever notice.



I'll park your car on your mom's lawn, pig boy .... wait ..........

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I'd walk my pooch over there every night. Perfect length for my dog to not be seen while he's taking a shit in the lawn. No cleanup necessary.

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
The sign looks burrito. That swayed me to the towns side.

Agreed

Plus I think this guy is just lazy. Creative way to get rid of a chore for two of the 6 months you do it
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Plus, he actually mowed around the sign to allow people to read it. If you mow some of the lawn, doesn't that make the gesture invalid??

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
The sign looks burrito. That swayed me to the towns side.

Agreed

Plus I think this guy is just lazy. Creative way to get rid of a chore for two of the 6 months you do it



So lazy he made a rather ornate sign about it.

Anyone knocked out by this guy's lawn needs some fucking strife in their life.

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Bob in Park Ridge?

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