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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:29 am 
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It's a home game for good dolphin. We can meet and greet and maybe beat. I don't have molestation chair for you to crash in at the end of the night but I'd be willing to defrost a brown and serve breakfast sausage in your rectum in the morning.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:34 am 
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It's a home game for good dolphin. We can meet and greet and maybe beat. I don't have molestation chair for you to crash in at the end of the night but I'd be willing to defrost a brown and serve breakfast sausage in your rectum in the morning.


You could at least give us a vague clue as to where it will be...


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:38 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
It's a home game for good dolphin. We can meet and greet and maybe beat. I don't have molestation chair for you to crash in at the end of the night but I'd be willing to defrost a brown and serve breakfast sausage in your rectum in the morning.


You could at least give us a vague clue as to where it will be...


He seemed clear.

In the rectum.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:12 pm 
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Dr. Ken, hasn't it been proven that a jersey on Avatar Burns is bad luck?

I sure would hate an angry & superstitious Hockey G.ay to come after you if.....

Never mind.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:33 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
It's a home game for good dolphin. We can meet and greet and maybe beat. I don't have molestation chair for you to crash in at the end of the night but I'd be willing to defrost a brown and serve breakfast sausage in your rectum in the morning.


You could at least give us a vague clue as to where it will be...


He seemed clear.

In the rectum.



Damn near killed 'er ...... no, wait ...... uh ......

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:07 am 
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Howard Street Inn- it's at the old Tam O'Shanter Golf Course in Niles on Howard west of Caldwell.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:31 am 
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Howard Street Inn- it's at the old Tam O'Shanter Golf Course in Niles on Howard west of Caldwell.


Thanks for the inside info, Dolphin!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:20 am 
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Twitter ain't got nothin on me

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:05 am 
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I might make a stop here. It will be fun to get loaded and go watch rare baseball films.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:08 am 
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It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:10 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.


I thought the desperate housewives went to Newark Nook or that other little place that backs up to the cemetery.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:16 am 
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.


I thought the desperate housewives went to Newark Nook or that other little place that backs up to the cemetery.


I don't think Sauganash desperate housewives would either know of nor be caught dead in the Newark Nook.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:18 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.


I thought the desperate housewives went to Newark Nook or that other little place that backs up to the cemetery.


I don't think Sauganash desperate housewives would either know of nor be caught dead in the Newark Nook.


I was thinking more of the Edgebrook desperate housewives. :lol:

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so which one of you is going to pick up bob from old folks home and bring him to the bar?


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Are any of you there. I may stop by for the last 15 minutes if traffic is good.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.


I thought the desperate housewives went to Newark Nook or that other little place that backs up to the cemetery.


Are you referring to Babes? The bar opens at 6 am, what a delight.


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i can't make it, but i'll watch it on TV.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:20 am 
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i can't make it, but i'll watch it on TV.


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SirTinkleButton wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.


I thought the desperate housewives went to Newark Nook or that other little place that backs up to the cemetery.


Are you referring to Babes? The bar opens at 6 am, what a delight.


Is that the name of the place?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:42 am 
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
SirTinkleButton wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems to be the popular place for neighborhood desperate housewives to get their drink on...moher's is just too obvious. Maybe you can pick yourself up an unhappily married lady out celebrating early daycamp for kids.


I thought the desperate housewives went to Newark Nook or that other little place that backs up to the cemetery.


Are you referring to Babes? The bar opens at 6 am, what a delight.


Is that the name of the place?


I just looked it up and I see that it's called Yacko's now. I used to work with the guy who owns it, Steve Yacko, at a restaurant when we were kids. He was a fucking lunatic.

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